AUTHOR DETAILS

Find most favourite and famour Authors from A.A Milne to Zoe Kravitz.

Henny Youngman

Date of Birth:

16-Mar-1906

Nationality:

United States

Profession:

Books by Henny Youngman
Books will be available soon...

QUOTES BY Henny Youngman

The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.
Quote by -

Henny Youngman

(0) Like

(0) Favourite

(0) Comment

A doctor gave a man six months to live. The man couldn't pay his bill, so he gave him another six months.
Quote by -

Henny Youngman

(0) Like

(0) Favourite

(0) Comment

When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
Quote by -

Henny Youngman

(0) Like

(0) Favourite

(0) Comment

Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.
Quote by -

Henny Youngman

(0) Like

(0) Favourite

(0) Comment

I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places.
Quote by -

Henny Youngman

(0) Like

(0) Favourite

(0) Comment

If you're going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late.
Quote by -

Henny Youngman

(0) Like

(0) Favourite

(0) Comment

I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back.
Quote by -

Henny Youngman

(0) Like

(0) Favourite

(0) Comment

If at first you don't succeed... so much for skydiving.
Quote by -

Henny Youngman

(0) Like

(0) Favourite

(0) Comment

My grandmother is over eighty and still doesn't need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle.
Quote by -

Henny Youngman

(0) Like

(0) Favourite

(0) Comment

When God sneezed, I didn't know what to say.
Quote by -

Henny Youngman

(0) Like

(0) Favourite

(0) Comment

Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who'll give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means you're in the wrong house, that's what it means.
Quote by -

Henny Youngman

(0) Like

(0) Favourite

(0) Comment

While playing golf today I hit two good balls. I stepped on a rake.
Quote by -

Henny Youngman

(0) Like

(0) Favourite

(0) Comment

VIEW MORE QUOTES BY Henny Youngman

MORE AUTHORS TO EXPLORE

MORE TOPICS TO EXPLORE