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Jerry Seinfeld

Date of Birth:

29-Apr-1954

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United States

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Marriage is like a game of chess except the board is flowing water, the pieces are made of smoke and no move you make will have any effect on the outcome.
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It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day always just exactly fits the newspaper.
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Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason.
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You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, 'See if you can blow this out.'
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There is no such thing as fun for the whole family.
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The Four Levels of Comedy: Make your friends laugh, Make strangers laugh, Get paid to make strangers laugh, and Make people talk like you because it's so much fun.
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To me, if life boils down to one thing, it's movement. To live is to keep moving.
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A two-year-old is kind of like having a blender, but you don't have a top for it.
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We want to do a lot of stuff; we're not in great shape. We didn't get a good night's sleep. We're a little depressed. Coffee solves all these problems in one delightful little cup.
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You have to motivate yourself with challenges. That's how you know you're still alive.
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That's the true spirit of Christmas; people being helped by people other than me.
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My parents didn't want to move to Florida, but they turned sixty and that's the law.
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