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Rodney Dangerfield

Date of Birth:

22-Nov-1921

Nationality:

United States

Profession:

Rodney Dangerfield (formerly Jacob Cohen) was born November 22, 1921, in Babylon, New York. He started making high-quality jokes in his youth as "Jack Roy," but finding out that comics didn't pay the bills, he spent the 1950s working as a salesman. The re-entry of the show's business in the early 1960s as "Rodney Dangerfield," has earned even more respect. He opened the Dangerfield comedy club in the 1970s and starred in a series of comedy films in the 1980s including Caddyshack. Dangerfield died in 2004.

Books by Rodney Dangerfield
It's Not Easy Bein' Me
I don't get no respect
I Couldn't Stand My Wife's Cooking, So I Opened a Restaurant
la contessa
Greatest Bits
Getting the most out of makerspaces to build robots

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I came from a real tough neighborhood. Once a guy pulled a knife on me. I knew he wasn't a professional, the knife had butter on it.
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What a kid I got, I told him about the birds and the bees and he told me about the butcher and my wife.
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Once I pulled a job, I was so stupid. I picked a guy's pocket on an airplane and made a run for it.
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I came from a real tough neighborhood. Why, every time I shut the window I hurt somebody's fingers.
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I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof.
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When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them.
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My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
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I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet.
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I could tell that my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio.
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I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers, and a bartender.
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I say 'no' to drugs. Whenever someone asks me for some of my drugs I say, 'no.
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My doctor told me to watch my drinking. Now I drink in front of a mirror.
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