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George Carlin

Date of Birth:

12-May-1937

Nationality:

United States

Profession:

After leaving high school and joining the Air Force, George Carlin began taking on radio jobs, eventually (and partner Jack Burns) attracted the attention of Lenny Bruce, who helped get their appearances on the Tonight Show with Jack Paar. Carllin has continued to be a popular comedian, writer, and actor in films and television shows.

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"The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I accept."
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"The planet is fine. The people are fucked."
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"Here's all you have to know about men and women: women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid."
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"Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity."
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"Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?"
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"That's why they call it the American Dream, because you have to be asleep to believe it."
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"There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls."
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"Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups."
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"The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live."
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"If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?"
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"Some people see things that are and ask, Why? Some people dream of things that never were and ask, Why not? Some people have to go to work and don't have time for all that."
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"Meow” means “woof” in cat."
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