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Surfing should be called "foam-choking" or "sea stabbing.
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The one measure of true love is: you can insult the other. --Slavoj Zizek
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What was alien was being ordinary, being humdrum, being trapped into appeasing...having to crush and stifle my opinions, not being allowed to be brilliant, tricking myself into mediocrity.
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I missed him, of course, but sometimes close friendships have a tidal beat that pulls you towards different shores though the ocean that connects you remains.
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I didn't cross the line, you drew it in after I traversed it.
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When you fall in love you recognise you're not the most important person in the world, and your focus becomes another person.
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Life is not a theme park, and if it is, the theme is death.

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Murderers! Stop murdering. Everyone will die eventually. Just sit down and be patient.
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Some people were just getting on with their lives, chatting, being young. It simply wouldn't do.
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I get fixated when I'm bleeding -- I can see why they went in for blood-letting in the medieval times because it makes you feel a bit better. When I cut myself, the drama of it calms me down.
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Boggle with sex addicts is up there with go-kart racing with junkies.
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Turns out it was mostly a lie. But, at least for a short while, it was a beautiful one.
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I know that's the sort of thing people say and I really hate it when people say the sort of things people say. I always think, 'You don't mean that, you just think it sounds good.
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All penguins are the same below the surface, which I think is as perfect an analogy as we're likely to get for the futility of racism.
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People don't realize that the future is just now, but later.
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The priority of any addict is to anaesthetise the pain of living to ease the passage of day with some purchased relief.
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I like threesomes with two women, not because I'm a cynical sexual predator. Oh no! But because I'm a romantic. I'm looking for "The One." And I'll find her more quickly if I audition two at a time.
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Life’s never a postcard of life, is it? It never feels like how you’d want it to look.
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My life is just a series of embarrassing incidents strung together by telling people about those embarrassing incidents.
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I want to change the world, and do something valuable and beautiful. I want people to remember me before I'm dead, and then more afterwards.
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Be led by your talent, not by your self-loathing; those other things you just have to manage.
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For me happiness occurs arbitrarily: a moment of eye contact on a bus, where all at once you fall in love; or a frozen second in a park where it's enough that there are trees in the world.
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Have you been out in society recently? 'Cause it's SHIT.
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Rebel children, I urge you, fight the turgid slick of conformity with which they seek to smother your glory.
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Even as a junkie I stayed true [to vegetarianism] - 'I shall have heroin, but I shan't have a hamburger.' What a sexy little paradox.
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I couldn't possibly have sex with someone with such a slender grasp on grammar!
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