There's nothing better than a world where everybody's just trying to make each other laugh.

'Friends' was a magical thing, and no one's going to ever have anything like that again.

I'm very, very jealous of guys who just go and decide to party and then can work the next day.

I really lived life to its fullest and that got me in trouble from time to time.

When I die, I'd like 'Friends' to be listed behind 'helping people.'

Well, I was lucky enough to be involved in about 19 failures at an early age, so I'm realistic about the success I'm having and how quickly it can go away. What's important is to be smart about it.

I play a guy who is 40. And I am a very good actor, because I'm 41.

I'm making plans to go away for a month to focus on my sobriety and to continue my life in recovery. Please enjoy making fun of me on the world wide web.

I don't need to be reminded that I was on 'Friends.' I remember - some of it, anyway.

In television or a movie I bring my own ego and consequently can mess up. In the theatre I learnt very quickly to shut up and listen. Now I am able to get out of my own way.

I was like: I'm going to ask her [Julia Roberts] out but I'm going to be very nervous about it. Then she said yes, I got even more nervous.

If I hadn't had the experience of being famous, I would have searched for it my whole life. I would have just gone on and on trying to find it.

Chandler's the guy everybody thinks will do well with women, but he thinks too much and says the wrong thing.

I'm just glad that the whole John Wayne persona of a man is sort of old school now, because I'd never be able to do that. If that was the going rate today, I wouldn't be working.

I'd say that on 'Friends' my character was the guy bouncing around the room. I'm no longer that guy, necessarily, in my life. I used to be. But I'm not now.

When people try to take [smoking] away from me I say, 'hey, I stopped everything else.' But, I have to battle that one, too.

Ninety percent of video game AI really is pretty damn bad. I think that's actually why it's so much fun to shoot things. Because the AI is so bad and the characters are so annoying.

So I'm reading a book on my new iPad, but can't the iPad read it for me? Do I have to do everything?

It's not foreign for me to be talking about my problems in circles.

I'm a sensitive guy. If you are a woman and you're in any kind of emotional duress and you write a song about it, I'll buy you album.

I've been accused of not really paying attention to a sentence unless my name comes up in it twice.

I don't have a very 'masculine' taste in music. I get a lot of heat from my friends about that.

I've just found out there are pages on the internet dedicated to whether I'm gay or not.

I'm glad that life isn't like a Christmas song, because if my friends and I were building a snowman and it suddenly came alive when we put a hat on it, I'd probably freak and stab it to death with an icicle.

I have a dark side; it's been pretty well documented. It wouldn't be bad to show that in some light in my work...It's something I no longer fear doing and am actually excited about doing.

If there's a silence in a room I'll try to fill it as soon as humanly possible.

I gravitate towards sort of broken characters who try to be better people.

I learned to fall down early in life - I was, like, six - because I realized it was a way to make girls laugh.

In a perfect world, my tennis game gets better. I have kids and a beautiful wife and live on some hill somewhere that's not in Los Angeles. And the script that Tom Hanks just barely turned down gets in my hands.

I've been accused of not really paying attention to a sentence unless my name comes up in it twice.

When I die, I'd like' Friends' to be listed behind 'helping people.'

I don't have a very 'masculine' taste in music. I get a lot of heat from my friends about that.

I'm very similar to Chandler in many ways, although Chandler is funnier than me, and Chandler absolutely hates his job whereas I absolutely love my job.

I became a big Kings fan, and then later on my hometown of Ottawa got a team, so then I was very, very torn. I just love both of those teams very much.

In high school, my prom date fooled around with another guy - on prom night!

I know Chandler is similar to me. But if you watched my life for a week, there would be many more boring parts.

'Friends' was a magical thing, and no one's going to ever have anything like that again.

If I hadn't had the experience of being famous, I would have searched for it my whole life. I would have just gone on and on trying to find it.

It's tough to have a movie-star persona when you're on a show as successful as 'Friends.'

I've been on a show before where I was on a billboard and then, after like three or four weeks, they took the billboard down and replaced it with nothing. Took my face down and put a white board up.

It's not foreign for me to be talking about my problems in circles.

Like, my house has a nice view, because, you know, I was on 'Friends.'

They say that women like a man who can make them laugh, and I find that if you can make a woman laugh on the first and second dates, then you're doing well.

There was a time when I wasn't working a lot. It ebbs and flows. Mostly I was just living my life and playing 'Fallout 3,' a very fun game.

To me, writing is remembering something funny that happened, or maybe something I said seven years ago.

I've certainly had a lot of experiences in my life where I was much too self-centered.

I would always be the kid that got in trouble in school, that's for sure, for joking around.

I loved playing Chandler. I grew up playing that part.

The thing that I'm most proud of in my life is that if a stranger came up to me and said, 'I can't stop drinking. I can't stop drinking. Can you help me?' I can say, 'Yes, I can help you.'

I am fine with the fact that some of my hair is gray. If it was all gray overnight, that would be a scary thing.