QUOTES by Ogden Nash
Find most favourite and famour Authors from A.A Milne to Zoe Kravitz.
My garden will never make me famous. I'm a horticultural ignoramus. I can't tell a string-bean from a soybean, or even a girl bean from a boy bean
Quote by -Ogden Nash
Were it not for frustration and humiliation I suppose the human race would get ideas above its station.
Quote by -Ogden Nash
It's my own dream, I dreamt it, I dreamt that my hair was kempt, then I dremat my true love unkempt it.
Quote by -Ogden Nash
Hark to the sky of a seagull! He cries because he's not an eagle. Oh, what if you were you silly he-gull? What would you say to your she-gull?
Quote by -Ogden Nash
Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets them.
Quote by -Ogden Nash
O, money, money, money, I'm not necessarily one of those who think thee holy, But I often stop to wonder how thou canst go out so fast when thou comest in so slowly.
Quote by -Ogden Nash
To keep your marriage brimming, With love in the loving cup, Whenever you're wrong, admit it; Whenever you're right, shut up." ~Happy birthday Ogden Nash! (born 8.19.1902)
Quote by -Ogden Nash
There are people who are very resourceful, at being remorseful, And who apparently feel that the best way to make friends is to do something terrible and then make amends.
Quote by -Ogden Nash
Senescence begins And middle-age ends The day your descendants Outnumber your friends
Quote by -Ogden Nash
My fellow man I do not care for. I often ask me, What's he there for? The only answer i can find Is, Reproduction of his kind.
Quote by -Ogden Nash
At least when I get on the Boston train I have a good chance of landing in the South Station And not in that part of the daily press which is reserved for victims of aviation.
Quote by -Ogden Nash
Which the Chicken and Which the Egg? He drinks because she scolds, he thinks; She thinks she scolds because he drinks; And nether will admit what's true, That he's a sot and she's a shrew.
Quote by -Ogden Nash
He who has never tasted jail Lives well within the legal pale, While he who's served a heavy sentence Renews the racket, not repentance.
Quote by -Ogden Nash
To keep your marriage brimming, With love in the loving cup, Whenever you're wrong, admit it; Whenever you're right, shut up.
Quote by -Ogden Nash
If some confectioners were willing To let the shape announce the filling, We'd encounter fewer assorted chocs, Bitten into and returned to the box.
Quote by -Ogden Nash
People can't concentrate properly on blowing other people to pieces if their minds are poisoned by thoughts suitable to the twenty-fifth of December.
Quote by -Ogden Nash
Sure deck your lower limbs in pants; Yours are the limbs, my sweeting. You look divine as you advance– Have you seen yourself retreating?
Quote by -Ogden Nash
There’s nothing that keeps it’s youth So far as I know, but a tree and the truth
Quote by -Ogden Nash
Snow is all right while it is snowing; it is like inebriation because it is very pleasing when it is coming, but very unpleasing when it is going.
Quote by -Ogden Nash
The bed is a bundle of paradoxes: we go to it with reluctance, yet we quit it with regret; we make up our minds every night to leave it early, but we make up our bodies every morning to keep it late.
Quote by -Ogden Nash
A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold.
Quote by -Ogden Nash
When grandparents enter the door, discipline flies out the window. ~ Ogden Nash
Quote by -Ogden Nash
People who have what they want are fond of telling people who haven’t what they want that they really don’t want it.
Quote by -Ogden Nash
Either you get eaten by a wolf today or else the shepherd saves you from the wolf so he can sell you to the butcher tomorrow
Quote by -Ogden Nash
Parents were invented to make children happy by giving them something to ignore.
Quote by -Ogden Nash
There is only one way to achieve happiness on this terrestrial ball, and that is to have either a clear conscience or none at all.
Quote by -Ogden Nash
Certainly there are things in life that money can’t buy, but it’s very funny – Did you ever try buying them without money.
Quote by -Ogden Nash
Middle age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you.
Quote by -Ogden Nash
A jolly young fellow from Yuma Told an elephant joke to a puma; now his skeleton lies beneath hot western skies- the puma had no sense of huma
Quote by -Ogden Nash