What they're not ready for is guys like you and I and Nails and all the other gnarly gnarlingtons in my life, that we are high priests, Vatican assassin warlocks. Boom. Print that, people. See where that goes.

It's not an act. I love it. It's totally original. People go, 'What's going on with this guy? Why does he sound so weird? What is going on in his brain. I don't know. Just one day I suddenly woke up with a new brain.

I've got mad energy for days. That's what people can't get their minds around. They say, 'Oh, he's going to crash.' They try to apply all these common terms to a guy who is not common. I don't fit into their little box.

People say you have to work on your resentments. Yeah, no, I'm gonna hang onto them and they're gonna fuel my attack.

A lot of people think Major League's called Wild Thing. As they should.

I knew if I got loaded I was going away for a while. People would say, Oh, you're just sober because you're on probation.

People can't figure me out, they can't process me, I don't expect them to. You can't process me with the normal brain.

I exposed people to magic. I exposed them to something they're never otherwise going to see in their boring, normal lives. And I gave that to them. I may forget about them tomorrow, but they'll live with that memory for the rest of their lives. And that's a gift, man.

A lot of people will say, "Oh, I got into acting because I wanted to explore my craft." They're a bunch of liars, unless they're Sean Penn, DeNiro or my dad. For the rest of us it was all about chicks and money.

Athletes become our heroes, because they're superhuman. They do things nobody else can do. They're better than 6 billion other people.

People misinterpret my passion for anger.

Dying is for fools. I'm proud of what I created. I exposed people to magic. I exposed people to things they would never see in their normal lives.

People say it's lonely at the top, but I sure like the view.

People ask all the time, "What are you thinking?" It's my least favorite question in the world. The last bastion of solace is my mind. It's an invasion.

as long as two people are still in the game.

There's always a chance for that (reconciliation) as long as two people are still in the game ... I mean alive -- that's in the game in my world.

The most damage I did was to myself and to the people who got caught in the maelstrom. The worst thing that happened was the overdose. But I didn't go in with three other dudes who overdosed with me. No, you overdose alone.

I had an epiphany later on what the sports highlight is for. The sports highlight is for parents, people that should be spending more time doing more important things. But it just bothered me when, I mean... who bathes in the ninth inning? Who bathes in the fourth quarter? I had to take a step back and really take a look at myself and the situation.

I've spent, I think, close to the last decade effortlessly and magically converting your tin cans into pure gold.

I think what drove me insane for a long time is feeling like I hadn't earned most of what I achieved because it came so fast.

I think I have a duty as a recovering guy to help, to make my knowledge of what I went through accessible.

A lot of people think Major League's called Wild Thing. As they should.

I think the honesty not only shines through in my work, but also my personal life. And I get in trouble for being honest. I'm extremely old-fashioned. I'm a nobleman. I'm chivalrous.

Early on, I used to think it was really cool and macho to jump out of the car and tackle the bad guy. But then when you see the stunts in the movie, you realize it could've been a lady in a poncho.

I just think the whole disease model of addiction is crap. It's rooted in fiction and junk science.

I don't want to get high with my kids, because then everything is different forever. That's so stupid, I think.

I usually have a song in my head. I'm thinking music, I'm thinking lyrics. Music helps me get to those moments. The moments between the moments.

I think the power of the mind is amazing, and we've barely scratched the surface of what it can do.

People ask all the time, "What are you thinking?" It's my least favorite question in the world. The last bastion of solace is my mind. It's an invasion.

I'm sorry, man, but I've got magic. I've got poetry in my fingertips. Most of the time - and this includes naps - I'm an F-18, bro. And I will destroy you in the air. I will deploy my ordinance to the ground.

I'm different. I have a different constitution, I have a different brain, I have a different heart. I got tiger blood, man. Dying's for fools, dying's for amateurs.

I got tiger blood, man. My brain...fires in a way that is - I don't know, maybe not from this particular terrestrial realm.

Im a peaceful man with bad intentions.

Look what I’m dealing with, man, I’m dealing with fools and trolls.

I exposed people to magic. I exposed them to something they're never otherwise going to see in their boring, normal lives. And I gave that to them. I may forget about them tomorrow, but they'll live with that memory for the rest of their lives. And that's a gift, man.

I got tiger blood man. Dying is for fools

I've always been a little skittish about death. On certain days I'm okay with it. On other days it's like, "Really? I have to? No, man, not me."

From my big beautiful warlock brain, welcome to 'Sheen's Korner' ... You're either in my corner, or you're with the trolls.

Duh! So, we're asking you now, what are some of your favorite lines that this warlock brain produced?

You can't process me with a normal brain.

People can't figure me out, they can't process me, I don't expect them to. You can't process me with the normal brain.

I have a disease? Bullshit. I cured it with my brain.

I blinked and I cured my brain.

I have a 10,000-year-old brain and the boogers of a 7-year-old. That's how I describe myself.

I'm different. I have a different constitution, I have a different brain, I have a different heart. I got tiger blood, man. Dying's for fools, dying's for amateurs.

I'm 0 for 3 with marriage - the scoreboard doesn't lie, never has. So what we all have is a marriage of the heart. To sully or contaminate or radically disrespect this union with a shameful contract is something that I will leave to the amateurs and the Bible grippers.

Dad almost died of a heart attack in the middle of making Apocalypse Now, the biggest movie of his life. It doesn't make you want to jump into that business.

There's a lot of stuff I want to do, just things that I want to explore that don't involve show business. I'm going to become a television critic. Can you imagine? But I would even consider becoming a baseball scout. Traveling around the heartland looking for the next world-beating phenom.

You’ve read about the goddesses, come on. They’re an international sensation. These are my girlfriends. These are the women that I love that have completed the three parts of my heart.

The best way to not get your heart broken, is pretending you don't have one.