QUOTES by Chelsea Handler
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I try not to apologize, especially publicly. That's a slippery slope, because I'm a comedian. If you take anything I'm saying too seriously, then you shouldn't be paying attention in the first place. If you find me offensive, don't follow me.
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I don't have a lot of shame. That doesn't mean I can't feel bad about the way someone reacts to me or about something I read about myself online. But I don't have a lot of guilt, no. I've always been this way. I'm missing a chip.
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I was the youngest of six kids, and my brothers and sisters were kind of a lot older than me. And the one sister that was, like, in a close age range - she was five years older than me. She was my closest sister in age, and she was a loser.
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If you're a member of my family, whether immediate or extended, and you want to see my show, don't.
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I like being able to, you know, pack up and leave the country and hop on a plane and go wherever I want and stay wherever and bring my friends with me and bring my family on vacation. That's amazing.
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I like to celebrate my life. I have a life that I'm really lucky to have, and so I want to make sure every minute counts and that I go on great vacations and I share my memories with people that I love and that will make me laugh and lalalalalala.
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That's my biggest struggle, is maintaining a personal romantic relationship. It takes a lot of effort.
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I was broke from 19 to 26, borrowing money from my parents or my brothers or sisters every week to pay the bills.
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You look at, like, a 'People' magazine, which used to be a really good, you know, nice magazine you could go to for real stories. It wasn't like a 'Star' or an 'US Weekly' and they have somebody with plastic surgery on the cover, Heidi Montag. And it's obviously what consumers want, because why else would they be doing it?
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I don't pretend to be a great interviewer; I don't even pretend to be good at my job.
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Seeing your parents fall apart is really rough. I wouldn't wish it on anybody.
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I don't think I'm a good host. I'm not a good host. I'm terrible at hosting. That's my problem.
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Every time I had a book come out, I'm like, 'Is it going to be number one?'
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There are times I felt insecure or not sure: I'm unsure of myself, or I get nervous, but nerves are good. I try and embrace all those things. I try and embrace the times where I'm not sure of myself or I'm like, 'Is this going to work? Is this going to land?'
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The challenge is to keep it fresh. If you're talking about Britney Spears over and over, it's very hard to keep that interesting.
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I'm very much about letting other people shine, because it makes us all shine brighter.
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People ask me why I'm so hard on men. It's because they've gotten a really easy ride. And it's not that I think women should take over the world. But I do think it should be 50/50.
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It's a pleasure to play my sister because everything I've accused her of my whole life, I can now re-enact before her eyes.
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It's a dream come true to have someone else portray me. Because I've been living this life for a long time, and I'm over myself.
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Men are always like, 'You're so intimidating.' I don't find myself to be. But whatever - I'm not going to try to be less intimidating. It's just a matter of finding a guy who's able to deal with it.
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Everything isn't permanent, so don't pretend that it is. Everything's supposed to move and shift.
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As the youngest of six kids, I grew up spending summers on Martha's Vineyard, and I was always topless. All the pictures are of me in jean shorts, no shirt - with my brothers, playing football.
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Don't think about anything for too long. Even if it's off-the-wall, go for it. You'll have a lot more fun in life.
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I'm a devilish kind of person, but I embrace it. I don't try to fight it. It's proven very well for me.
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I've always had a big personality. I was trickier as a kid. I behaved erratically instead of consistently. I would have tons of friends, and then I would have no friends. I'd be with the cool girls, then the uncool girls. I migrated from group to group because I was bored or people got bored with me. I was very intense.
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You either become like your parents or you become the opposite of your parents. And I like to think that I'm the opposite of my parents.
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Jennifer Aniston is one of the most down-to-earth, low-key people I know.
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When you interview celebrities, they're so guarded so many times, they can't reveal anything.
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