Not one woman had any reason to vote for Hillary besides that she is a woman. They all wanted to vote for her... but didn't know why.

When you say, 'Boys will be boys and girls will be girls; they're all the same' - no. Women are more vulnerable.

Fighting is fun - fighting solves everything.

After being a born-again punk rocker for about ten years, the whole thing started falling apart. American hardcore had become Californians in baggy shorts making jokes about being white trash, and British punk had morphed into dogmatic crusties yelling at everyone about everything.

I was always obsessed with music.

I don't travel very well: people get on my nerves.

Trump is a turning point in America's history; everything's fun now. In fact, my only fear is dying from 'winning exhaustion.'

Trump personifies this sort of freedom to get back to: not literally making America great again but making America proud of its greatness again.

Having kids is the best thing that ever happened to me.

Bow Wow Wow were one of the few punk bands who weren't afraid to embrace pop.

My problem with the alt-right is it rules out Wayne Dupree.

Cory Booker grew up rich in an all-white suburb. He's basically a white guy. His parents were very wealthy executives at IBM.

We beat Nazis in an hour and a half with less money than it took to build the Obamacare website.

We can't have the DNC deciding how big companies behave. That's called fascism.

I like the idea of getting money from corporations to do funny bits as long as they don't meddle.

After moving from Montreal (where French vs.English is the only conflict) to New York (where everyone is obsessed with race) it was impossible to ignore how intellectually lazy and knee-jerk people are when it comes to any mention of ethnicity.

Here in America, money is something everyone can have, and because Trump poured cement with blue collars when he was a young man, he knows the vernacular; he speaks that language. In fact, he was probably much more comfortable with them than he is with the aristocrats, who are his financial peers.

Conservatism is the new counterculture.

Your first kid, you're so scared that they're going to die that you sneak into their room, and you put your finger under their nose to feel breath. And the second kid, you might check in on them once in a while to make sure they're OK.

Here's an important thing about all storytelling that young people, especially Millennials, don't understand - you need a third act.

The whole reason that InfoWars was shut down was because the DNC saw him as a threat. The whole reason me and the Proud Boys were shut down is because the DNC hated our millennial appeal.

In the matriarchy, which happens in a little microcosm across the blogosphere, we have these mini 'women in control' societies. And what I've noticed... is, under the guise of empowering women, they end up being real cruel. And I think, 'Jeez, here in my patriarchy, we wouldn't do that.'

I have a million funny ideas for sketches, but I don't want to spend tens of thousands of dollars shooting them.

My goal is to show people that conservatives are funny. In fact, we're the rebels: we're 'Animal House.'

I was an anarchist punk, and I think, in many ways, I still am.

The Right isn't violent; the Left is. By allowing these sociopaths to shut down free speech with violence, you are all but demanding a war.

Dealing with babies is nothing to be afraid of. Just keep their nails trimmed, and you're good.

If you create a neighbourhood, you should live in it.

In Canada, we didn't really pay attention to American hardcore outside of maybe Minor Threat. It was all about British punk.

Arianna Huffington is only rich because of her man entrepreneur husband.

Being the patriarch means having to exercise discipline every waking moment, and that includes the second you wake up.

I don't think the Ramones knew they were inventing punk. They were trying to be rockabilly.

Every time I see my words quoted, I go, 'Yeah!'

I'm not a violent extremist. I'm not even violent.

Now Nazis, if they know one thing, it's what a swastika looks like.

After leaving 'Vice Magazine' a couple of years ago and working only part time on boring administration stuff, I made antagonizing the press almost my full time job.

I would think Australians would understand 'guy talk' better than most. Definitely better than Brits.

I think all indie filmmakers should just give up on distribution.

Once you have your schtick that you think is good, unless you got something way better, just do that.

I want almost no laws, I want the smallest government possible. I don't want anyone telling anyone what to do.

Have you ever seen Michael Wolff? Now, this isn't a fact, this is just my theory, but he has a gay face.

Baby boomer media like 'The Times' is a laughingstock, and we should do whatever we can to ridicule it.

I make commercials and funny videos and T.V. shows or whatever, film projects that people will watch for ten minutes and go 'Heh' and get on with their day. I essentially... make comic books.

Every old dude hates young people.

I'm like Ann Coulter in a way. I talk in public and on the record the same way I talk to my friends in bars. I don't censor myself.

I think it's always healthy to replace the CEO every 10 years.

The term 'sell out' is juvenile and naive.

I wrote an article for 'The American Conservative' about a new trend of conservative hipsters. I did it for a laugh.

It's kind of nice to not have Twitter in my life.

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