I'm, like, forever a teenage girl in a way. No matter how hard I try not to be, that's just what I am. All I care about is boys and shopping.

I traded all my 'Star Wars' toys for Pee-wee Herman toys. I wonder if I had a crush or him or something? The colors and the way that everything looked so cool or crazy just appealed to me as a young gay in Tucson.

Hunx is kind of his own person that is not really me in my normal life.

I just don't want to be boring.

Gravy Train!!!! started out as a joke where we'd crash parties and be really obnoxious, and then somehow we got somewhat famous, and it was really weird.

I really love 'Hairspray.' I love the idea of this teenage dance show where you have to go through all these competitions to get to the next level.

Being a hairdresser is really fun, especially if you don't work at a stupid rich-lady place. You basically just get paid to hang out and talk with a bunch of cool, weird ladies and help them with their looks.

'Hairdresser Blues' was written when I was deep in a ten-year depression that I escaped shortly after recording that album. I don't like that album.

I just find it weird if you're in a band and you don't know how to make it look the way it sounds. You really need to be involved with the entire creative process in order for it to totally work.

I think it's because all our music videos have chubby girls wearing crazy makeup and crazy gay dudes and trannies that are overly stylized and over-the-top. Being compared to John Waters and girl groups isn't a bad thing, though.

Just because I have a sense of humor and use bright colors, people always say it's 'camp.' I'm just doing my thing. I think of it as art.

I like in-person interviews, but I do a lot of interviews over the phone, and it's so boring. The same questions over and over.

My aim was to dismantle this false history that men created punk, because they didn't. And they were certainly never the best at it.

I've tried to stalk Danzig. I've walked by his house on Franklin that looks super haunted and scary, but I've never seen him.

I blacked out my childhood after a string of traumatic events in my late adolescence.

I really want to make the gayest, gayest album ever.

If I wanted to make a subversive record, it would be horrifying and insane.

Women that hate other women - that's the worst.

I dress kind of flashy.

I'm into the natural look on men.

I don't know why everyone tries to be like everyone else or just tries to make it to the top when they should be themselves and do their own thing.

I love it at our shows when there's the big, tough, punk guys standing next to the weird teenagers and the gay guys. It's so weird, and it's so awesome.

I have so many photos of myself in my room when I was a kid; I had one wall that was all TLC posters that I got free at some record store, then another wall was all Public Enemy, and the last wall was all '90210.'

I wear a lot of wigs and stuff on stage to make my hair look bigger.

There's one side of me that just wants to get up on stage and be punk and go crazy and stuff like that; and there's also this other side of me that's like a grandma - really into arts and crafts.

I think I'm a really sweet guy, kind of shy and nice and stuff.

Never did much art till I was in my 30s, except for painting video sets, designing record covers and T-shirts, and making zines and stuff. I thought I was too punk for art and felt grossed out by white-room galleries and art people.

Beauty school gave me brain damage.

I want to add 'record mogul' to my list of accomplishments and make a disgusting amount of money so I can buy a house between Taylor Swift and Miley Cyrus.

Gravy Train!!!! damaged me because I don't think I will ever again experience something so intense and exciting. We were so young and pent up - and didn't care about anything else in the world.

Everyone tries to be so slick and modern and computerized. I've always done everything myself with little money, so I guess it's become 'my look,' but it's not really intentional.

People should be themselves.

The music is super fun. I love writing the songs. I love performing, for the most part, and I love doing artwork, but I hate answering 100 emails a day and most interviews.

Bouncers suck.

I kind of got this weird feeling a couple years ago - I never went to college; did I miss out? I took one class, and I was like, no, I don't need to go to school.

In my day-to-day life, I'm not that wild.

I like keeping an ongoing list of dream collaborators on my phone. I like to write down all of my dreams, actually.

Often, I feel like a cheap imitation aesthetically looks better to me than the real, out-of-reach thing. It's amazing that brands create a whole illusion of exclusivity and luxury, and then you can go get the $5 version of a $30,000 thing and feel the same way but have a cool little secret.

I live for Snooki. She's so cute. I love her so much.

Hunx is kind of just, like, a really trashy punk band, honestly.

I'm from Tucson, Arizona.

I don't really trust musical artists that don't also do visual art.

I'd love to work on art and music full time.

I'm not sure, exactly, why someone would want to move to S.F. or N.Y.C., even. I would only wanna live in L.A. or a tiny town like Provincetown or Palm Springs or Guerneville or something like that.

I've never been in a band where I didn't dress up. It just feels very me.

I think performers who pretend fashion doesn't matter are huge liars.

I didn't know that buying expensive paint was a good thing and important. I always used whatever is cheapest, which I'm into, too.

The idea of taking a brand that already exists and making a really poor-looking version of it, with acrylic or puffy paint, is really aesthetically pleasing to my eyes and also funny.

I've met people who are embarrassed of the stuff they've done, and they try to hide it. And I'm not embarrassed of anything.

If I could be on any show, I think I'd want to be on 'Bad Girls Club.'