All gods are homemade, and it is we who pull their strings, and so, give them the power to pull ours.

The leech's kiss, the squid's embrace, The prurient ape's defiling touch: And do you like the human race? No, not much.

It isn't a matter of forgetting. What one has to learn is how to remember and yet be free of the past.

It's a little embarrassing that after 45 years of research & study, the best advice I can give people is to be a little kinder to each other.

...two thirds of all sorrow is homemade and, so far as the universe is concerned, unnecessary.

We cannot reason ourselves out of our basic irrationality. All we can do is learn the art of being irrational in a reasonable way.

Did you eat something that didn't agree with you?" asked Bernard. The Savage nodded. "I ate civilization.

Universal happiness keeps the wheels steadily turning, truth and beauty can't.

I can sympathize with people's pains, but not with their pleasure. There is something curiously boring about somebody else's happiness.

The charm of history and its enigmatic lesson consist in the fact that, from age to age, nothing changes and yet everything is completely different.

We shall be permitted to live on this planet only for as long as we treat all nature with compassion and intelligence.

Perhaps it's good for one to suffer. Can an artist do anything if he's happy? Would he ever want to do anything? What is art, after all, but a protest against the horrible inclemency of life?

Habit converts luxurious enjoyments into dull and daily necessities.

The optimum population is modeled on the iceberg- eight-ninths below the water line, one-ninth above.

Man is an intelligence, not served by, but in servitude to his organs.

They're old; they're about God hundreds of years ago. Not about God now" "But God doesn't change" "Men do though

These are the sort of things people ought to look at. Things without pretensions, satisfied to be merely themselves.

Back to culture. Yes, actually to culture. You can’t consume much if you sit still and read books.

Can you say something about nothing?

Nobody can have the consolations of religion or philosophy unless he has first experienced their desolations.

What’s the point of truth or beauty or knowledge when anthrax bombs are popping all around you?

Those who meant well behaved in the same way as those who meant badly.

Happiness has got to be paid for. You're paying for it, Mr. Watson–paying because you happen to be too much interested in beauty. I was too much interested in truth; I paid too.

Each person is at each moment capable of remembering all that has ever happened to him and of perceiving everything that is happening everywhere in the universe.

Children are remarkable for their intelligence and ardor, for their curiosity, their intolerance of shams, the clarity and ruthlessness of their vision.

Universal education has created an immense class of what I may call the New Stupid, hungering for certainty yet unable to find it in the traditional myths and their rationalizations.

I know the outer world as well as you do, and I judge it. You know nothing of my inner world, and yet you presume to judge that world.

Actual happiness always looks pretty squalid in comparison with the over-compensations for misery.

Words form the thread on which we string our experiences.

The trouble with fiction," said John Rivers, "is that it makes too much sense. Reality never makes sense.

A bad book is as much of a labor to write as a good one; it comes as sincerely from the author's soul.

A man can smile and smile and be a villain.

But then every man is ludicrous if you look at him from outside, without taking into account what’s going on in his heart and mind.

My father considered a walk among the mountains as the equivalent of churchgoing.

When people are suspicious with you, you start being suspicious with them.

The course of every intellectual, if he pursues his journey long and unflinchingly enough, ends in the obvious, from which the non-intellectuals have never stirred.

Never put off till tomorrow the fun you can have today.

So long as men worship the Caesars and Napoleons, Caesars and Napoleons will duly rise and make them miserable.

We don't want to change. Every change is a menace to stability.

An unexciting truth may be eclipsed by a thrilling falsehood.

Don't try to behave as though you were essentially sane and naturally good. We're all demented sinners in the same cosmic boat - and the boat is perpetually sinking.

Writers write to influence their readers, their preachers, their auditors, but always, at bottom, to be more themselves.

Consciousness is only possible through change; change is only possible through movement.

I was born wandering between two worlds, one dead, the other powerless to be born, and have made, in a curious way, the worst of both.

The more a man knows about himself in relation to every kind of experience, the greater his chance of suddenly, one fine morning, realizing who in fact he is...

I'm claiming the right to be unhappy.

We live together, we act on, and react to one another; but always, and in all circumstances, we are by ourselves.

It isn’t only art that is incompatible with happiness, it’s also science. Science is dangerous, we have to keep it most carefully chained and muzzled.

Hug me till you drug me, honey; Kiss me till I'm in a coma.

It is a bit embarrassing to have been concerned with the human problem all one's life and find at the end that one has no more to offer by way of advice than 'Try to be a little kinder.