"Being too good is apt to be uninteresting."

"It sure is hell to be president."

"Art is parasitic on life, just as criticism is parasitic on art."

"Study men, not historians."

"Well, I wouldn't say that I was in the great class, but I had a great time while I was trying to be great."

"This administration is going to be cussed and discussed for years to come."

"I have found the best way to give advice to your children is to find out what they want and then advise them to do it."

"Most of the problems a President has to face have their roots in the past."

"Upon books the collective education of the race depends; they are the sole instruments of registering, perpetuating and transmitting thought."

"I've said many a time that I think the Un-American Activities Committee in the House of Representatives was the most un-American thing in America!"

"Whenever a fellow tells me he's bipartisan, I know he's "going "to vote against me."

"The human animal cannot be trusted for anything good except en masse. The combined thought and action of the whole people of any race, creed or nationality, will always point in the right direction."

"In my opinion eight years as president is enough and sometimes too much for any man to serve in that capacity."

"If I hadn't been President of the United States, I probably would have ended up a piano player in a bawdy house."

"I had faith in Israel before it was established, I have in it now. I believe it has a glorious future before it - not just another sovereign nation, but as an embodiment of the great ideals of our civilization."

"A bureaucrat is a Democrat who holds some office that a Republican wants."

"I would rather have peace in the world than be President."

"It's plain hokum. If you can't convince 'em, confuse 'em. It's an old political trick. But this time it won't work."

"My father was not a failure. After all, he was the father of a president of the United States."

"We shall never be able to remove suspicion and fear as potential causes of war until communication is permitted to flow, free and open, across international boundaries."

"I have no desire to crow over anybody or to see anybody "eating" crow, figuratively or otherwise. We should all get together and make a country in which everybody can eat turkey whenever he pleases."

"All my life, whenever it comes time to make a decision, I make it and forget about it."

"A President cannot always be popular."

"I never gave anybody hell! I just told the truth and they thought it was hell."

"Any man who has had the job I've had and didn't have a sense of humor wouldn't still be here."

"If I'd known how much packing I'd have to do, I'd have run again."

"I remember when I first came to Washington. For the first six months you wonder how the hell you ever got here. For the next six months you wonder how the hell the rest of them ever got here."

"A president either is constantly on top of events or, if he hesitates, events will soon be on top of him. I never felt that I could let up for a moment."

"The buck stops here!"

"Whenever you put a man on the Supreme Court he ceases to be your friend."

"Experience has shown how deeply the seeds of war are planted by economic rivalry and social injustice."

"The Marine Corps is the Navy's police force and as long as I am President that is what it will remain. They have a propaganda machine that is almost equal to Stalin's."

"Richard Nixon is a no good, lying bastard. He can lie out of both sides of his mouth at the same time, and if he ever caught himself telling the truth, he'd lie just to keep his hand in."

"It's a recession when your neighbor loses his job; it's a depression when you lose yours."

"The atom bomb was no 'great decision.' It was merely another powerful weapon in the arsenal of righteousness."

"All the president is, is a glorified public relations man who spends his time flattering, kissing, and kicking people to get them to do what they are supposed to do anyway."

"The only things worth learning are the things you learn after you know it all."

"When you get to be President, there are all those things, the honors, the twenty-one gun salutes, all those things. You have to remember it isn't for you. It's for the Presidency."

"Those who want the Government to regulate matters of the mind and spirit are like men who are so afraid of being murdered that they commit suicide to avoid assassination."

"You can never get all the facts from just one newspaper, and unless you have all the facts, you cannot make proper judgements about what is going on."

"A politician is a man who understands government. A statesman is a politician who's been dead for 15 years."

"Nixon is one of the few in the history of this country to run for high office talking out of both sides of his mouth at the same time and lying out of both sides."

"Washington is a very easy city for you to forget where you came from and why you got there in the first place."

"I do not believe there is a problem in this country or the world today which could not be settled if approached through the teaching of the Sermon on the Mount."

"A President needs political understanding to run the government, but he may be elected without it."

"It is understanding that gives us an ability to have peace. When we understand the other fellow's viewpoint, and he understands ours, then we can sit down and work out our differences."

"The best way to give advice to your children is to find out what they want and then advise them to do it."

"A pessimist is one who makes difficulties of his opportunities and an optimist is one who makes opportunities of his difficulties."

"Always be sincere, even if you don't mean it."

"You know that being an American is more than a matter of where your parents came from. It is a belief that all men are created free and equal and that everyone deserves an even break."