"Ah took a pish oan the cunt, then ah felt bad aboot Albo's cel so ah sais tae him oan the wey oot, cunt's only went n pished hissel but, eh."

"It seemed that young people, despite their fundamental decency, now had to buy into a mind-set which made viciousness and treachery come easy."

"-The renegade robots are now long dead, the metal ones rusted, the human ones bled."

"Still, failure, success, what is it? Whae gies a fuck. We aw live, then we die, in quite a short space ay time n аw. That's it; end ay fuckin story."

"They mean well, and they mean well tae me, but there's nae way under the sun that they can appreciate what ah feel, what ah need. Protect me from those who wish tae help us."

"Without this kickstart to my day, I'd be lost. A day without a morning run is a day you fumble through, rather than one you attack."

"No ambition but to use up the big wages on more drink and more hopeless horses."

"Okay baby, let's take this rocket to Uranus. This hoor is perfect, and she can act as well."

"Why did I join the force? I repeat, - Oh I'd have to say that it was due to police oppression. I'd witnessed it within my own community and decided that it was something I wanted to be part of, I smile."

"His friends will decline in their numbers as his needs increase. The inverse, or perverse, mathematics ay life."

"But ah'm hugging Janey and thinking about how much a life can change in the time it takes tae fix up."