I buck the trend: I eat avocados on a Sunday morning and I'm a homeowner.

Portland is incredible. It's the most amazing place.

I'll sit down for 'Stranger Things' or 'The Handmaid's Tale' - or a really good documentary.

Sometimes I skip breakfast, pop to the butcher and get sunburned while cooking meat.

It takes a lot to stop myself scrambling around and reading the news.

The last thing you want to do is preach to the converted. What you want to do is talk about issues from a non-political point of view, from a human point of view.

Real life is hard. I'm sorry, but shopping at Tesco is not as much fun as writing jokes for TV shows, and I struggle with it.

Death by rats would be the worst.

I lived at home until I was 23.

I would just like to be remembered.

I'm a bit of a Luddite.

I love Dublin and the locals are extraordinary.

Los Angeles feels empty and overrated. I struggle with it as a holiday destination. It's the sort of place where you need to know some locals, otherwise it just feels so empty.

Mumbai was magical, which I was really surprised by, and I got an insight into the world of Bollywood while hanging out with some Bollywood film stars while there.

I just don't care what people like Lily Allen think about stuff.

If you want any attention in the Howard household, you have to shout quite loudly and try to develop a personality.

Doing the O2 Arena in London in 2011 was pretty awesome.

I find it really weird, when I'm shopping in Tesco, the amount of times I have people like: 'What you doing in here? You're famous!'

I'd been writing jokes since I was 16, not very good ones though, but I was always trying to make my mates laugh.

The Edinburgh Fringe is a tough beast and you do whatever you can to get through it. But it's really the worst place to see comedians; everyone is so tense and nervous because it feels like Ofsted inspectors are out there.

I just couldn't do a comedy show about 'The History Of Dinosaurs;' I'd get bored too easily.

Sometimes improv doesn't work on TV because the audience had heard the thing that was shouted and they're very much alive, the audience in the room - they're alive in that moment. Whereas the audience sat at home on the sofa, it feels like it's part of a party that they haven't been invited to.

It's just a joy travelling with your job. You get to wander around these interesting cities and then things happen or you observe things and you go on stage at the end of the night and chat about it.

Yeah, I'd love to write a film, that'd be great.

I wanna be incidental characters in 'Only Fools and Horses,' that would have been good. I wouldn't mind playing Trigger, Trigger would have been good.

What do you know when you're 19? I was just stomping around doing gigs.

There's a lot of brilliant comics who are amazing, but you can see them doing the same 20 minutes that they were doing five years ago, verbatim. I think that doesn't lend itself to progressing.

I don't want to be one of those comics who says, 'Hey, what's wrong with air travel?' and stuff like that.

Audiences around the world are all pretty similar. People just rock up and want to have a laugh, although Americans whoop more than English crowds.

Because I don't wear a suit, and have such a horrible boy band face, people assume that I'm not doing satirical material.

Britain is perceived as a laughing stock and a mess. It's a very scary and divided place.

If you're doing 70 gigs in a tour, there's a lot of responsibility. People need a big night out, and you're providing it.

Question Time' is a nice forum for reasoned political debate. There's no point having me on there trying to crack jokes.

If I was to get into Twitter I'd expose myself to people who adore me or people who absolutely hated me. Neither of those are useful to my soul.

When I had to make a decision whether or not an activity was appropriate for the Sabbath, I simply asked myself, 'What sign do I want to give to God?' That question made my choices about the Sabbath day crystal clear.

A worthy woman personifies the truly noble and worthwhile attributes of life.

Parents and teachers, learn to listen, then listen to learn from children.

Have you not learned that strength comes to an ordinary soul when given an extraordinary calling?

As a member of the Church, you have made sacred covenants with the Lord.

Because of our sacred regard for each human intellect, we consider the obtaining of an education to be a religious responsibility.

To understand the power of the priesthood, we must know its limitations.

Service of any type requires preparation.

Men and women may form associations for and among themselves and be governed by stipulations that are mutually acceptable.

Clinicians, academicians, and politicians are often put to a test of faith. In pursuit of their goals, will their religion show or will it be hidden? Are they tied back to God or to man?

My concern is that contention is becoming accepted as a way of life.

Whether full-time missionaries or members, we should all be good examples of the believers in Jesus Christ.

Contemplation of life after retirement and life after death can help you deal with contemporary challenges.

Many religious confessions share common values. They teach that we should do unto others as we would have them do unto us.

Every religious group, while perhaps a majority somewhere, is also inevitably a minority somewhere else. Thus, religious organizations should and do show tolerance toward members of other religious denominations.

He chose to honor us with His priesthood. So we honor Him by honoring His priesthood - both its power and those who bear it.