I'm old enough and cranky enough now that if someone tried to tell me what to do, I'd tell them where to put it.

It's a good thing I was born a girl, otherwise I'd be a drag queen.

I still close my eyes and go home - I can always draw from that.

I look just like the girls next door... if you happen to live next door to an amusement park.

You'd be surprised how much it costs to look this cheap!

Plastic surgeons are always making mountains out of molehills.

People make jokes about my bosoms, why don't they look underneath the breasts at the heart? It's obvious I've got big ones and if people want to assume they're not mine, then let them.

My weaknesses have always been food and men - in that order.

If you talk bad about country music, it's like saying bad things about my momma. Them's fightin' words.

I modelled my looks on the town tramp.

I hated school. Even to this day, when I see a school bus it's just depressing to me. The poor little kids.

I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb... and I also know that I'm not blonde.

You can be rich in spirit, kindness, love and all those things that you can't put a dollar sign on.

I just don't feel like I have to explain myself.

Find out who you are. And do it on purpose.

When I wake up, I expect things to be good. If they're not, then I try to set about trying to make them as good as I can 'cause I know I'm gonna have to live that day anyway. So why not try to make the most of it if you can? Some days, they pan out a little better than others, but you still gotta always just try.

If you don't like the road you're walking, start paving another one.

You'll never do a whole lot unless you're brave enough to try.

When I'm inspired, I get excited because I can't wait to see what I'll come up with next.

We cannot direct the wind, but we can adjust the sails.

The way I see it, if you want the rainbow, you gotta put up with the rain.

There's nothing like white trash at the White House.

I was the first woman to burn my bra - it took the fire department four days to put it out.

I'm not going to limit myself just because people won't accept the fact that I can do something else.