"It's time for the human race to enter the solar system."

"If Al Gore invented the Internet, I invented spell check."

"I was known as the chief grave robber of my state."

"I am not part of the problem. I am a Republican."

"My friends, no matter how rough the road may be, we can and we will, never, never surrender to what is right."

"Verbosity leads to unclear, inarticulate things."

"It shows 'us vs. them', and I'm on the 'us' side."

"People who bowl vote. Bowlers are not the cultural elite."

"I understand the importance of bondage between parent and child."

"When I talked to him on the phone yesterday. I called him George rather than Mr. Vice President. But, in public, it's Mr. Vice President, because that is who he is."

"Space is almost infinite. As a matter of fact, we think it is infinite."

"I spend a great deal of time with the President. We have a very close, personal, loyal relationship. I'm not, as they say, a potted plant in these meetings."

"The other day the President said, I know you've had some rough times, and I want to do something that will show the nation what faith that I have in you, in your maturity and sense of responsibility. He paused, then said, would you like a puppy?"

"What you guys want, I'm for."

"I'm going to be a vice president very much like George Bush was. He proved to be a very effective vice president, perhaps the most effective we've had in a couple of hundred years."

"Sometimes cameras and television are good to people and sometimes they aren't. I don't know if its the way you say it, or how you look."

"This President is going to lead us out of this recovery."

"What a waste it is to lose one's mind. Or not to have a mind is being very wasteful. How true that is."

"I pledge allegiance to the Christian flag, and to the Savior, for whose Kingdom it stands, one Savior, crucified, risen, and coming again, with life and liberty for all who believe."

"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it."

"Bank failures are caused by depositors who don't deposit enough money to cover losses due to mismanagement."

"I have a very good family. I'm very fortunate to have a very good family. I believe very strongly in the family. It's one of the things we have in our platform, is to talk about it."

"I couldn't help but be impressed by the magnitude of the earthquake."

"Republicans have been accused of abandoning the poor. It's the other way around. They never vote for us."