Remember that government doesn't earn one single dollar it spends. In order for you to get money from the government, that money must first be taken from somebody else.

Don't vote for a Democrat or Republican, I have never voted for one in my life and I never will.

I believe Lee Harvey Oswald did not kill John Kennedy. I believe that.

If the government mandates anything with a price tag on it, then it ought to fund the project.

You can have solid third party politics, but the problem is you're all lumped in to all the fringe groups. That's a stereotype that happens.

Industrial hemp is a very useful plant. I challenged the attorney general to get rid of the criminal stigma associated with hemp so we can look at it in terms of how it might be useful.

When the Constitution gave us the right to bear arms, it also made us responsible for using them properly. It's not fair of us as citizens to lean more heavily on one side of that equation than on the other.

If you're smart enough to go to college, you should be smart and creative enough to pay for it.

A war is justified if you're willing to send your son. If you're not willing to send your son, then how do you send someone else's?

I'm an equal opportunity despiser.

The Constitution guarantees us our rights to life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. That's all. It doesn't guarantee our rights to charity.

I will not be a Democrat or a Republican. They are the problem, not the solution. We need to abolish political parties in this country.

Students often approached me about state-paid tuition while I was out campaigning. After I explained to them that if the state pays their tuition now, they will pay higher taxes to pay other people's tuition for the rest of their lives, most of them ended up agreeing with me.

The thing is, and Americans are starting to realize this now, that while street gangs are violent, the Democrats and Republicans are worse. They are worse because their decisions affect your life.

The news used to be to report facts and allow you to make the decision.

I live in Mexico in the wintertime, and I live off the grid down there.

I'm kind of like Che Guevera. I lead the revolution, but at some point I turn it over to someone else.

I like surfing in Mexico a whole lot better than sitting with people in Washington that I don't even like.

There are lots of people out there who think they know the truth about God and religion, but does anybody really know for sure? That's why the founding fathers built freedom of religious belief into the structure of this nation, so that everybody could make up their minds for themselves.

I asked Dalai Lama the most important question that I think you could ask - if he had ever seen Caddyshack.

Okay, fluoride in the water to help our teeth. Well, shouldn't that be the job of your mom and dad? To teach you how to brush your teeth and use mouth wash? What do we need the government to do it for? Clearly, what a scam. Fluoride in the water.

When you reach a certain age in life, time becomes more important than money, and I think that happens in your 50s.

Government has no place telling you who to fall in love with and who to marry.

Tell the truth because then you don't have to have a good memory.