"Max: "Fang! This is a huge break! Of course we should go check it out!" Fang: "But we're grounded." Max and Fang: (stare at each other for a second and burst out laughing)"

"Here's a freebie: Don't play poker with a kid who can read minds."

"Max, you're the last of the hybrids who still has...a soul.' ... 'She doesn't have soul,' Gazzy scoffed. 'Have you ever seen her dance?"

"The funny thing about facing imminent death is that it really snaps everything else into perspective."

"What happened to your tan?"--Fang "It was dirt." --Max"

"I feel like, like pudding," Iggy groaned. "Pudding with nerve endings. Pudding in great pain."

"You...are...a...fridge...with wings,' Fang ground out, punching an Eraser hard with every word. 'We're...freaking...ballet...dancers."

"I can talk to fish!" Angel said happily, water dripping off her long, skinny body. "Ask one over for dinner," Fang said, joining us."

"Popcorn for breakfast! Why not? It's a grain. It's like, like, grits, but with high self-esteem."

"Yes!” said Fang, punching the air. “Freaks rule."

"Can I come in? No! I'm in a towel! I'm blind!"

"Because what’s worse than knowing you want something, besides knowing you can never have it?"

"Basically, I have two speeds.... Hostile or smart-aleck. Your choice."

"The minute that you're not learning I believe you're dead."

"Once we've learned enough about the universe we will admit to ourselves that we will never know everything."

"Sleep is no longer a healing bath, a recuperation of vital forces, but an oblivion, a nightly brush with annihilation."

"I like using my defense; that's why when you give up a hit I'm not going to be that mad, ... The next pitch you can get a double play. That's part of my game in a way."

"Is this the place I want to be? Sure. But it's not something I can control. It's not something I'm going to worry about. I want to worry about games and getting ready for the season."

"Obviously we had good rotations in Oakland. But the consistency from the five of us is amazing to watch. It's fun to watch. Our offensive guys know no matter who's pitching we have a chance to win. It's fun to be part of that. Everyone knows his role in a way. There is no question mark."

"I missed my last start, so it took me a little while to find that comfort zone. I had a pretty good sinker tonight."

"It looks pretty cute. I couldn't throw (Friday), there's no way."

"My agent has been through it, and friends of mine have been through it. But I'm not going to let it consume me."

"I'm not going to get that worried about giving up a hit,"

"When you have four other guys and you've got a good pitcher going out every night giving a good performance, giving the team a chance to win a ballgame, it says a lot. It says a whole lot. When you're skipping guys, that fifth guy can feel like maybe the team doesn't think he can get it done. But it's not like that with this team. And I think that means a lot."