"I just can't sit still and meditate; that doesn't kind of work for me. I don't even know exactly what it means."

"Most Americans don't think about antitrust law when they look at their cable bill, flip channels on TV, or worry about what their favorite website knows about them. But they should."

"I grew up in Minnesota, where we treasure our tradition of civic engagement - and our record of having the nation's highest voter participation."

"Changing technologies, changing marketplaces, and even changing trends in anti-competitive practices have all presented challenges to antitrust enforcement."

"In our political system, money is power. And that means a few can have a lot more power than the rest. That's bad news for everyone else - and for our democracy itself."

"Minnesotans know the difference between the job of satirist and the job of senator. And so do I."

"Bill Clinton is the greatest president of the 20th century because I played touch football with him."

"The reason I wrote political satire was because I thought it - politics - was important... that public policy was important. Then I transitioned into books, then into radio."

"I'm from the Vietnam generation. I didn't serve."

"Demagoguery sells. And therefore, radio stations will put it on. But that doesn't mean that you can't do something else and also make it sell."

"I'm for Israel's right to exist."

"Grown-up love means actually understanding what you love, taking the good with the bad and helping your loved one grow. Love takes attention and work and is the best thing in the world."

"When the president during the campaign said he was against nation building, I didn't realize he meant our nation."

"Liberals like me love America. We just love America in a different way."

"It's easier to put on slippers than to carpet the whole world."

"Anybody who deliberately propagandizes with lies should be held up to scorn and ridicule."

"Mistakes are a part of being human. Appreciate your mistakes for what they are: precious life lessons that can only be learned the hard way. Unless it's a fatal mistake, which, at least, others can learn from"

"I think the government has a role in protecting the fundamental rights of its citizens."

"I think that the default for collecting any kind of personal data should be opt-in consent."

"Today I will masterbate! Okay, that was a mistake. I should have written "Today I will masterbate--if I want to!"

"Technology is an incredible tool - it connects people to each other, creates jobs all over the world, and makes life easier for millions of Americans."

"When the Constitution was written, the founders had no way of anticipating the new technologies that would evolve in the coming centuries."

"When people talked about protecting their privacy when I was growing up, they were talking about protecting it from the government. They talked about unreasonable searches and seizures, about keeping the government out of their bedrooms."

"Google's screen for privacy settings does give you more options for what you share than Apple's does. But it's not a complete list, and people aren't aware of whether or not that information will go to a third party."