When you have two people, separate beings, trying to share one life together. That's always going to have difficulties.

I’ve never really socialized, I’ve always been anti-social and preferred to be at home. I was never, even my late teens and early twenties, into clubs and parties and stuff like that.

I'm just really confident sexually, and I think that sort of oozes out of my pores. It's just there. It's something I don't have to turn on.

I don't want to open my mouth or speak anymore, because everything I say becomes scandalous. It wears you out.

I don't read my own press, so I don't know what's being reported on a daily basis - I only hear about things when they reach a sort of Def-Con status, and my publicist calls me because we have to do some damage control.

I like working on action films, and I like working on movies that are comic book based, or that have this theme, because they're things I watched or loved as a kid.

I don’t like boys who are mean to their mommies. That’s a real turn off for me. And I don’t like boys who aren’t chivalrous. To me, not being respectful is a big deal.

You have to assume everything is going to end up online, even if you're alone in a hotel elevator.

I'm smart and I can be really funny and interesting and I can go toe-to-toe with anybody in a conversation.

I would love to do a movie naked; it would be beautiful. No one dares make that kind of film today. They did it in the 1930s in an arty way, so why not now?

The things that happen in your life are either your choices or opportunities and lessons the universe has put before you. Life on earth is like college and we're all just trying to pass the courses.

I played with Barbies but I used to decapitate them. I used to take their heads off then dye their hair and do weird things.

I feel much safer with girls, so I felt more comfortable kissing her in the movie than kissing any of the other people that I had to kiss.

I've actually stopped tinting my windows because the paparazzi look for trucks and cars with supertinted windows.

If you're billed as a comedian, people will accept anything you say as light-hearted and not with intent behind it.

People who don't like me talk about it as though I'm trash because I have tattoos. I find that insane because it's 2008, not the 1950s. Tattoos aren't limited to sailors. It's a form of art I find beautiful. I love it.

If there's no sun, I go batshit crazy.

I'm so suspicious of boys-slash-men. I just don't like them or trust them.

I'm not trying to take Cate Blanchett down.

And you know, the people who hate kids and don't want kids always end up having 50 of them.

My weight fluctuates constantly—I don't really take good care of myself. I just sort of exist and survive.

Because everyone is someone's child, every woman seems like someone's mother.

What distracts me from my reality is bigfoot. They are my celebrities.

I do have a 22-inch waist, I will say that.