"I go to sleep thinking about my kids being spoiled and I wake up thinking about it."

"When I take my kid to school, all the parents stop and stare."

"I know I want to always do the best I can."

"I sing seriously to my mom on the phone. To put her to sleep, I have to sing 'Maria' from West Side Story. When I hear her snoring, I hang up."

"My sisters are stronger and my brother's bigger than me."

"I had my moments of being humiliated, and then I had moments of doing something humiliating. I'm glad I lived out both roles."

"Now that I'm a parent, I understand why my father was in a bad mood a lot."

"I do love the films I've done in the past. I work hard in my movies and my friends work hard and we're trying to make people laugh and I'm very proud of that."

"God gave me some weird, beautiful scent that makes men and women go crazy. People compare it to Carvel. It is a whale of a smell."

"I don't think about that. I wasn't a kid growing up saying one day I'll get an Oscar and make a speech. That wasn't on my mind. So what I do is the best work I can do."

"I read to my kid, but I can't stand reading."

"I've always wanted to do a family movie."

"With the amount of money I have, it's difficult raising children the way I was raised."

"Sixth grade was a big time, in my childhood, of hoops and friendship, and coming up with funny things."

"I wasn't a kid growing up thinking, 'One day I'll get an Oscar and make a speech.' That wasn't on my mind."

"I never had a speech from my father 'this is what you must do or shouldn't do' but I just learned to be led by example. My father wasn't perfect."

"I'm 31 now. I think I'm beginning to understand what life is, what romance is, and what a relationship means."

"When I'm up there, and I know the show's coming to a close, in my head I'm saying to myself, Oh man, you gotta get off and be a normal person again. That's what I don't like so much."

"I shouldn't be near Vegas and have money in my pocket."

"When the kids are laughing in the audience, I tear up, I'm so happy I did a nice thing."

"I don't know what drives me to succeed."

"My comedy is different every time I do it. I don't know what the hell I'm doing."

"Happy is he who is aware of the mysteries of his Lord."

"When you get into this business you have to grow up quickly. But I wouldn't say I've lost any of my childhood, I've always been a mature child. My Mom says I've been like that since I was little kid. I make time for my friends and I make time for things that other kids do. This is a business and I knew what I was getting into. I make time for being a kid, but I also know when to put on my business hat and go for the business."