A lifetime contract for a coach means if you're ahead in the third quarter and moving the ball, they can't fire you.

The man who complains about the way the ball bounces is likely the one who dropped it.

I'm giving all that I have in this life. I'm opening up my notebook, and I'm saying everything in there out loud.

I would hear stories about Steve Jobs and feel like he was at 100 percent exactly what he wanted to do, but I'm sure even a Steve Jobs has compromised. Even a Rick Owens has compromised. You know, even a Kanye West has compromised. Sometimes you don't even know when you're being compromised till after the fact, and that's what you regret.

I know I got angels watchin me from the other side.

I like working-class people, generally speaking.

You may say, 'Well, dragons don't exist.' It's, like, yes they do - the category 'predator' and the category 'dragon' are the same category. It absolutely exists. It's a superordinate category. It exists absolutely more than anything else. In fact, it really exists.

Whether or not I like a piece of data has very little bearing on whether or not I am likely to accept it.

I think Canadians are more interested in international events than Americans because it is such a small country, so politics affect it more.

I like to recede away from classifications. You might say that indicates a fundamental lack of commitment. I suppose that's true to some degree.

I'm easy to look like, so there are lots and lots of Dolly look-alikes.

I always wanted to be loved.

I've always loved the fans in Scotland and have a little Scottish blood of my own.

When I get down, I don't waller around for long.

Every seven years, I sit down and make a whole new plan.

My fat never made me less money.

If I can get my dress on, my weight is under control.

When I got somethin' to say, I'll say it.

My mama never wore a pair of pants when I was growing up, and now that's all she wears. It was so funny for me when I first started seeing Mama wear pants. It was like it wasn't Mama. Now I've bought her many a pantsuit because she just lives in them.

When you're 40, you can't ride the fence anymore. You gotta make definite decisions about your life.

For some reason, I have better luck when I work with women. I guess I have a good sense of sisterhood.

I've done everything every fat person ever has. I've tried every diet.

I love Velveeta cheese.

I did not, thank the Lord, have to have a hysterectomy.