Did I really earn this, or did I just wear you all down?

By thy long grey beard and glittering eye, Now wherefore stopp'st thou me?

I will not have Botox. You know why? Because I eat! I eat the fat, I eat the vegetable, I eat everything. If you exercise and you don't eat enough, it takes its toll on the skin.

If it had not been for The Lord on my side I don't know where I would be.

Where do I get my seriousness? You can't help but grow up fast when your parents get divorced. You see your mother go to get food stamps and she's making fifty dollars too much to get them, with four kids to support.

Perhaps when we face our maker, we will not be asked, 'How many positions did you hold,' but rather, 'How many people did you help?

Once they have you asking the wrong questions. They don't have to worry about the answers.

Ask me not where I live or what I like to eat . . . Ask me what I am living for and what I think is keeping me from living fully that.

The emperor counsels simplicity. First principles. Of each particular thing, ask: What is it in itself, in its own constitution? What is its causal nature?

Which do you think, Commendatore? Bowels in or out?

If faces were different when lit from above or below -- what was a face? What was anything?