I'm sure that when my daughter will bring home her first boyfriend, I'll be so intimidating that he'll run away, but embarrassing as well, just to have a bit of fun.

I have only one ambition, which is to be famous.

I didnt loose my mind, it was mine to give away

As a 29-year-old, the only thing that I can possibly think is that if I'm still performing at 50, it's because I'll have had disastrous marriages and I have to pay for them.

I think you're very lucky to find somebody you can coexist with without straying or going mad or being angry. That's whether you're Liam Gallagher and Nicole Appleton, Robbie Williams and Ayda Field, or Tim and June from down the road.

An awful lot of gay pop stars pretend to be straight. I'm going to start a movement of straight pop stars pretending to be gay.

Oh Lord, make me pure, but not yet.

I'm really, really enjoying myself, I seem to have a lot of purpose in my life. I'm enjoying what I'm doing, you know, and people are liking it. So, it's great, you know.

Sometimes I feel like I'm sailing on a sunken dream

I'm contemplatin' thinkin' about thinkin'...

I'm quite obviously not the world's most handsome man - I'm the second world's most handsome man!

I'm a born entertainer, when I open the fridge and the light comes on, I burst into song.

I don't know about an awful lot of stuff. I'm not educated. I left school when I was 16, with no qualifications. The thing that I do know about is my feelings and what I think of the world and what I think of me.

I'm a born entertainer. When I open the fridge door and the light goes on, I burst into song.

I can do anything I want to do really, I might as well.

Time is the best teacher, but unfortunately, it kills all of its students.

I like listening to good music - and I can't stop playing my album.

What happens is I speak to people outside of my circle of friends and they have already formed an opinion of me based on the things that people have written. That is the effect of journalism on my life, and sometimes it isn't very pleasant.

You don't want the truth. Truth is boring.

I didn't lose my mind, it was mine to give away

We've got a lovely telly with a twelve-inch screen and now you come asking for a book! You're getting spoiled, my girl!

Give us strength, oh Lord, to let our children starve.

Never do anything by halves if you want to get away with it. Be outrageous...

Make sure everything you do is so completely crazy it’s unbelievable.