Don't make a black woman take off her earrings".

In junior high, I sang in madrigals, men's' and women's' choir. I played piano too, but then I got out of it.

I write the way women have babies. You don't know it's going to be like that. If you did, there's no way you would go through with it.

The very first thing I look at on a woman is her toes.

You can learn a lot about a woman by getting smashed with her.

You stupid woman, if rationality were the criterion for things being allowed to exist, the world would be one gigantic field of soya beans!

They smell good. They look pretty. I love women. I do.

I'm attracted to women who are smart and funny and ambitious and have lives of their own and great families. Isn't that what attracts anyone?

In the last three years of racing I've met as many women fans as men fans, and in NASCAR it's the same thing. My wife loves cars, but the difference is she doesn't have 20 years of understanding the background of them. She basically drives them and uses her gut feelings as to which is best.

Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pickup truck, and end up with a station wagon.

Women now have choices. They can be married, not married, have a job, not have a job, be married with children, unmarried with children. Men have the same choice we've always had: work, or prison.

Never comment on a woman's rear end. Never use the words 'large' or 'size' with 'rear end.' Never. Avoid the area altogether. Trust me.

I think women like Ferraris. A Ferrari is everybody's car.

Never comment on a woman's rear end. Never use the words 'large' or 'size' with 'rear end'. Never. Avoid the area altogether. Trust me.

Men take care not to make women weep, for God counts their tears.

A woman is only half of something there are usually two sides to.

Even a foolish old woman like me knows that lazy people don't think for themselves; they only think about themselves.

What woman would not appreciate a God who becomes her attorney, assumes her case, requires no fee, and wins her the victory?

A whole woman will always attract a whole man. And when they touch, they will fuse to create a whole marriage. Ultimately, when the time is right, they will produce whole children.

No woman wants to be in submission to a man who isn't in submission to God!

I feel like women have an easier time separating from their characters than men do.

A woman who wears high heels is very different, I think, than a woman who wears sandals.

In real life, and for women everywhere, no matter what their job is, your 30s and your 40s and beyond should be celebrated.

We must act with vindictive earnestness against the Sioux, even to their extermination, men, women and children... during an assault, the soldiers cannot pause to distinguish between male and female, or even discriminate as to age.