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It's only through aging and going through heartbreak and loss and successes and failures that you can look back and look at the mistakes some young people make.
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I've never been the kind of woman that hates other women, particularly based on their attractiveness.
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I don't know what it's like to be mocked because of your skin color. I don't know what it's like to feel overweight. All I can do as a woman is have compassion, treat other women with kindness, and allow them to just be happy and not judge them for it.
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Everybody has their cross to bear, and everybody has their issues. But it still never once occurred to me that I'm not as good as everyone else. And that's a gift I wish I could give to every girl.
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You can make people laugh, but having them really want to hear what you have to say, that takes trust and time.
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My passion in life isn't politics. It truly is connecting to people and women.
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I think people have to understand that 'empowering' for women doesn't mean negating men.
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Getting on stage and screaming at all Republicans does nothing more than isolate people.
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I've built a career on evenly entertaining men and women. And I'm kind of known for not making either side feel bad.
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Whenever I play Las Vegas, they always give you a suite, and it's really nice, and it always comes with a large bathtub.
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I don't think anyone leaves Las Vegas rejuvenated, their skin shining, their bank accounts glowing. No one leaves Vegas, like, 'I didn't make one mistake. That felt great. Back to work.'
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My hair is just like five pieces of very soft straw that needs managing. I touch my hair a lot, and that makes it crazy.
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I'm always looking for bigger audiences and bigger stages. Really, however I can reach my fans is what will make me happy - well, I'll actually probably never be happy.
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Getting to prove yourself in a room that's not your typical demo is an experience every comic should try. It makes you better.
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When I started my career, I started with black comics: Bruce Bruce, Mark Curry, Bill Bellamy. It takes all kinds of influences.
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There's a way to express femininity and independence and strength without going for hanging fruit.
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What keeps me going is that this I all there is. I am a comedian, and this is what I do. It's like telling a fish to stop swimming. It'll die.
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When all my girlfriends were watching 'ER,' I was watching episodes of 'Kids in the Hall.'
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No matter who you date, people are going to make fun of them, jealous people are going to say stuff, people get creepy - all the things that come with the public eye.
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At a certain point, I had so much artwork that I decided to respect the art and present them in a nice way, not just on a dusty shelf.
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My mother always told me that you should have one room in your house where you celebrate all of your achievements. You shouldn't have them spread throughout.
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I drink Peet's Coffee, and they're a very authentic company. They don't try to be something that they're not, and I think that's reflective in my comedy as well.
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Unfortunately, we don't live in a society where you can say whatever you want, and there will be no repercussions. Pick and choose your battles. I think that's the key.
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I had a 'Monty Python' CD, and I would listen to it in the car on the way to school. It also refined my British accent. I can do a killer British accent because I'm just imitating 'Monty Python.'
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I really wanted to do a deep-dive into the idea that women are always called 'crazy,' and we are painted with such broad strokes because it's so easy to stereotype women and write them off. I got tired of that, and I wanted to explain: We are not crazy. There's a method to our madness.
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As women, and as people, we're often forced to choose between pop culture and tearing down celebrities or a show about politics.
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I've do a lot of USO shows and do whatever I can to support the military.
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I think part of being Jewish is that innate desire to question things. Rabbis sit around all day and question the Torah. Giving yourself the room to question things, in a religion, just breeds thinking.
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I've had girls that kissed me on the cheek. People get so pumped, and so excited, they don't see you as a person. Which is fair. Sometimes, I don't see people as people. But at the end of the day, you can't put your hands on me unless I hug you first.
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I believe in choosing your words very carefully. It's funny: I'll get comments like, 'Oh I love you. You don't care; you have no filter.' On the contrary, I absolutely have a filter, because I understand decorum, and my objective is not to upset people.
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A very long time ago, I accepted that travel is just a necessary evil, and unlike many things in my life, I decided going with the flow would make it less painful.
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The women who are pool waitresses are another worldly species. They're half-desert lizards. They never have sunburns.
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Most women have jobs that require them to leave the house. A cat is actually a perfect pet. You get the love and companionship of a creature covered in fur, and you don't have to take it for a walk, and it can feed itself. Less maintenance. Surely any man can appreciate the practicality of this choice.
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You can hate me for being a woman, you can hate me for being smart, you can hate me for being funny, but you hate me because I am doing something you could never do. End of story.
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