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Every morning I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work.
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Time flies. It's up to you to be the navigator.

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I got a Valentine's Day card from my girl. It said, 'Take my heart! Take my arms! Take my lips!' Which is just like her. Keeping the best part for herself.
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I take my children everywhere, but they always find their way back home.
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There's so much pollution in the air now that if it weren't for our lungs there'd be no place to put it all.
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Most people would like to be delivered from temptation but would like it to keep in touch.
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Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work.
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A vacation is having nothing to do and all day to do it in.
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A vacation is having nothing to do and all day to do it in.
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“Do you ever get the feeling that the only reason we have elections is to find out if the polls were right?”
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“Time flies. It’s up to you to be the navigator.”
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“There's so much pollution in the air now that if it weren't for our lungs there'd be no place to put it all.”
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“Do you realize what would happen if Moses were alive today? He'd go up to Mount Sinai, come back with the Ten Commandments, and spend the next eight years trying to get published.”
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“More than ever before, Americans are suffering from back problems, back taxes, back rent, back auto payments.”
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“Never raise your hand to your children - it leaves your midsection unprotected”
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“Every morning I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I’m not there, I go to work.”
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“Life was a lot simpler when what we honored was father and mother rather than all major credit cards.”
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“I take my children everywhere. Unfortunately, they find a way home.”
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“Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get.”
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“To err is human — and to blame it on a computer is even more so.”
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“Love is so confusing - you tell a girl she looks great and what's the first thing you do? Turn out the lights! ”
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“Most people want to be delivered from temptation but would like it to keep in touch.”
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“Sometimes I get the feeling the whole world is against me, but deep down I know that's not true. Some smaller countries are neutral. ”
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“Sometimes I get the feeling the whole world is against me, but deep down I know that's not true. Some smaller countries are neutral. ”
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“A graduation ceremony is an event where the commencement speaker tells thousands of students dressed in identical caps and gowns that "individuality" is the key to success.”
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“If you think education is expensive, try ignorance.”
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“Illegal aliens have always been a problem in the United States. Ask any Indian.”
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Don’t think of it as failure. Think of it as time-released success.

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