QUOTES by Bill Maher
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"We're a complacent society, hard to get riled up in the first place, and then when we do, it's misdirected."
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"My personal savior is common sense. And as far as God goes, I prefer to believe in one that would want me to use the excellent brain he gave us all."
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"You would think there is a higher bar than having a Facebook page to run for president."
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"I hate stupidity, but what I hate even more is when people actually brag about it."
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"Not doing anything is doing something and choosing to look away is a passive but no less mortal sin."
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"If we stopped calling it profiling and started calling it "proactive intelligence screening" or "high alert detecting", people would be saying "Well, it's about time"."
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"If a fourteen year-old can deliver your message, it's not because he's gifted. It's because intellectually, you're a child."
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"You know, if you're an American and you're born at this time in history especially, you're lucky. We all are. We won the world history Powerball lottery."
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"Now, I'm no doctor, but I am on TV. And in my professional opinion, George Bush is a paranoid schizophrenic."
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"Republicans are taking the defeat over Health Care as well as Tiger Woods took to marriage."
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"You know... there is a name for people who are always wrong about everything all the time.... husband!!!"
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"If it weren't for acid, you might not have an IPod, and you definitely would not have some of the best music in your IPod."
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"I find that the world is changing much, much faster than I can even bitch about it."
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"To most Christians, the Bible is like a software license. Nobody actually reads it. They just scroll to the bottom and click 'I agree'."
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"I'll show you Obama's birth certificate when you show me Sarah Palin's high school diploma."
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"Let's make a law that gay people can have birthdays, but straight people get more cake--you know, to send the right message to kids."
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"Can we go back to using Facebook for what it was originally for - looking up exes to see how fat they got?"
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"The problem is that the people with the most ridiculous ideas are always the people who are most certain of them." (The Decider, July 21, 2007)"
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"I have a problem with people who take the Constitution loosely and the Bible literally."
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