QUOTES by Bob Hope
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"I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into something bearable, even hopeful."
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"When we recall the past, we usually find that it is the simplest things - not the great occasions - that in retrospect give off the greatest glow of happiness."
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"She said she was approaching forty, and I couldn't help wondering from what direction."
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"I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for the bathroom."
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"If you haven't any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of heart trouble."
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"I've always been in the right place and time. Of course, I steered myself there."
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"I have a wonderful make-up crew. They're the same people restoring the Statue of Liberty."
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"`I adopted the old Navajo Indian trick of screaming and begging.' Wisecracking in the face of adversity."
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"When they asked Jack Benny to do something for the Actor's Orphanage - he shot both his parents and moved in."
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"I like to play in the low 70's. If it gets any hotter than that I'll stay in the bar!"
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"When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the piano."
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"I don't feel old. I don't feel anything till noon. That's when it's time for my nap."
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"If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf."
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"If you haven't got any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of heart trouble."
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"A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn?"
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"It sure has been a pleasure for us to broadcast for the sailors and soldiers; besides, its part of the National Defense Program to prepare our boys for anything"
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"My idea of Christmas, whether old-fashioned or modern, is very simple: loving others. Come to think of it, why do we have to wait for Christmas to do that?"
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"When we recall Christmas past, we usually find that the simplest things - not the great occasions - give off the greatest glow of happiness."~"
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"The program is nearly over! I can feel the audience is still with me but if I run faster I can shake them off"
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"Of audiences: they were really tough - they used to tie their tomatoes on the end of a yo-yo, so they could hit you twice"
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"I must say the Senator's victory in Wisconsin was a triumph for democracy. It proves that a millionaire has just as good a chance as anyone else. [on JFK's electoral victory]"
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"A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it."
Quote by -Bob Hope