QUOTES by Irvine Welsh
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"But ah'm hugging Janey and thinking about how much a life can change in the time it takes tae fix up."
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"His friends will decline in their numbers as his needs increase. The inverse, or perverse, mathematics ay life."
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"Why did I join the force? I repeat, - Oh I'd have to say that it was due to police oppression. I'd witnessed it within my own community and decided that it was something I wanted to be part of, I smile."
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"Okay baby, let's take this rocket to Uranus. This hoor is perfect, and she can act as well."
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"No ambition but to use up the big wages on more drink and more hopeless horses."
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"Without this kickstart to my day, I'd be lost. A day without a morning run is a day you fumble through, rather than one you attack."
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"They mean well, and they mean well tae me, but there's nae way under the sun that they can appreciate what ah feel, what ah need. Protect me from those who wish tae help us."
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"Still, failure, success, what is it? Whae gies a fuck. We aw live, then we die, in quite a short space ay time n аw. That's it; end ay fuckin story."
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"-The renegade robots are now long dead, the metal ones rusted, the human ones bled."
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"It seemed that young people, despite their fundamental decency, now had to buy into a mind-set which made viciousness and treachery come easy."
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"Ah took a pish oan the cunt, then ah felt bad aboot Albo's cel so ah sais tae him oan the wey oot, cunt's only went n pished hissel but, eh."
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"His mind raced through past horrors experienced first hand and from the accounts of others. He mentally flipped through a grim database which contained everything from vegan flatmates to psychotic pimps."
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"I wouldn't care about hurting myself or anybody else. Because I know now that doing things doesn't hurt you; you get hurt by avoiding them"
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"Money gives you the luxury of not caring about it. You can affect to find it crass and vulgar, but see how crass and vulgar it is when there’s none of it in your pocket."
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"We tend to be rather murky little ponds, containing many layers of suspended dirt and grime and our greatest depths are stirred by the strangest of currents."
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"The politics of the last twenty years in Britain are liars' politics. The problem is we are ruled by the weak and the small-minded, who are too stupid to know that they are weak and small-minded."
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"We're all like the slaves in the fields now, putting on the front that says 'Everything's fine, boss' while we worry about how to make ends meet."
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"His mind was like a cruel prison, giving his captive soul a sight of freedom, but no more"
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"Ah didnae really know much aboot women. Ah didnae really know much aboot anything."
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"It's hard to maintain both smack and crack habbits and remember to keep up mobile-phone payments."
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"-Fiona, this is my mate, Frank Begbie. Or Franco. Or Beggars. Or the Beggar Boy. Or the Generalissmo. Or Psychotic Bullying Prick."
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"I was used to heat but this place was so dry the trees were bribing the dogs."
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"Gillman smiles, in the cold manner of an assassin. It's like looking in the mirror."
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"But ah cannae even endorse these sentiments as they are at best peripheral tae the moment."
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"The best way ah knew tae strike a chord without compromising too much tae the sickening hypocrisy, perversely peddled as decency, which fills the room, is tae stick tae the clich�s."
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"... Basically, we live a short, disappointing life; and then we die. We fill up oor lives wi shite, things like careers and relationships tae delude oorsels that it isnae aw totally pointless."
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"Ah suppose man, ah'm too much ay a perfectionist, ken? It's likesay, if things go a bit dodgy, ah jist cannae be bothered, y'know."
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"It’s all okay, it’s all beautiful; but ah fear that this internal sea is gaunnae subside soon, leaving this poisonous shite washed up, stranded up in ma body."
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"When I get home I take some sleeping pills and within what seemed like half an hour of unconsciousness it was Monday morning again."
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"It wis like auld times, but in a sense that only served tae remind us ay how much things hud changed."
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"It's easy tae be philosophical when some other cunt's got shite fir blood."
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"Take your best orgasm, multiply the feeling by twenty, and you're still fuckin miles off the pace"
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"But even Es and cocaine, over the years they blow holes in your brain, rob you of your memories, your past. Which is fair enough, convenient even."
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"The fact that you use the term "cunt" in the same breath as "sexist", shows that you display the same muddled, fucked-up thinking oan this issue as you do oan everything else."
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"Sometimes ah think that people become junkies just because they subconsciously crave a wee bit ay silence."
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