"You suckers do realize that anyone can add a quote, right?"

"This site sucks garbage bags full of dicks."

"When you become famous, being famous becomes your profession."

"I eat babies, shit them out and use the feces that contains their mangled remains for bullet casings. Which I use to kill Republicans. HA HA HA REPUBLICANS ARE DUMB."

"The only thing more dangerous than a politician who thinks about re-election, is a politician who doesn't think about re-election."

"But I’d rather not predict. I’d rather affect."

"I've got enormous breasts."

"Victoria Westover and Shari Monetta are true patriots"

"Never underestimate people."

"I once said hello to Catch22 of Newsvine; he seemed like an opinionated guy."

"I am certain that Mr. Johnston is not a douchebag despite what the Republicans claim."

"I have a tiny wiener."

"Am I surprised that Joe Klein [pseudonymous author of Primary Colors which he denied writing] lied? No, because in my opinion reporters lie all the time."

"As we know the KGB is all over this election [2016]."

"Why are you sitting here when our democracy is under assault with the FBI acting at the behest of [Republican Congressman] Jason Chaffetz and sitting here acting like it is something legit?"

"We ought to be talking about our democracy being under assault right now and what we're going to do about it and not what somebody said in July about James Comey. That's a distraction, that's not what's going on..."

"There is nothing going on and in the meantime we do know that our democracy is under assault by the KGB. To me, that's something we ought to be talking about. That's a relevant issue in this campaign [2016]."

"I think the American people ought to take their democracy back."

"People have to decide do we want our country for ourselves with the people in charge or are we going to elect the the KGB and the House Republicans to decide this election [2016]."

"I've never seen a candidate - I've never seen a human being - who, with the most limited briefing, can understand the dimensions, the parameters, the nuances of everything of any kind of a policy or political problem."

"I didn’t just experiment with marijuana – if you know what I mean."

"All the wrong people are against it, so it must be right."

"Republicans now have their own network in Fox, so guys who don't like to answer questions, like Trent Lott, have a place to go to hit softballs."

"Sometimes a mind is like a mouth: you just got to shut it."

"If you say three things, you don't say anything."

"Pennsylvania is Philadelphia and Pittsburgh with Alabama in between."

"Washington is a dirty diaper. It's time for a change."

"What I'm suggesting is, stand for yourself, be for something and the hell with it. Because the hand-wringers and the editorialists and the sigh-and-pontificate crowd will be against you, whatever you do."

"I used to think that if there was reincarnation, I wanted to come back as the president or the pope or as a .400 baseball hitter. But now I would like to come back as the bond market. You can intimidate everybody."

"Don't get mad. Don't get even. Just get elected, then get even."

"There's a simple doctrine. Outside of a person's love the most sacred thing they can give is their labor. Labor is a very precious thing you have and any time you can combined labor and love you've really made a match."

"If Hillary gave up one of her balls and gave it to Obama, he'd have two."

"Winning an argument with your wife is like winning the war with Iraq. Once you win, you're in even more trouble."

"When the facts change, you change your mind. I know that is a hard concept for people to get sometimes."

"Republicans want smaller government for the same reason crooks want fewer cops; it's easier to get away with murder."

"The voter is basically dumb and lazy. The reason I became a Democratic operative instead of a Republican was because there were more Democrats that didn’t have a clue than there were Republicans."

"I think the Democratic Party has the chronic problem of appearing to be weak, of not standing and fighting for what it believes in, not fighting for its own."

"No one will ever accuse James Carville of taking himself seriously."

"You know there's nothing a Hill Democrat would rather do than criticize another Democrat. It is their favorite activity. Then they can read about how honorable they are in an Op-Ed piece, how bipartisan."

"I think that America will not trust a party to defend America that isn't willing to defend itself."

"If you want to be angry at Gore, be angry at him for not fighting harder in Florida."

"Ideologies aren't all that important. What's important is psychology."

"The only thing I'm running for is the state line."

"Every day Catholics prove that you can be a good Catholic and a good Democrat and have a different position from the Church on abortion."

"The teachings of the Church line up more with the Democratic Party than the Republican Party."

"I think Ralph Nader is the biggest liar in American politics when he said it didn't matter who was president."

"Drag a $100 bill through a trailer camp and there's no telling what you will find."

"We should not run away from religious teachings. We should run to them."

"Sometimes the right thing gets done for the wrong reason and sometimes, unfortunately, the wrong thing gets done for the right reason."

"If you didn't have some sense of idealism, then what is there to sustain you?"