"You suckers do realize that anyone can add a quote, right?"

"This site sucks garbage bags full of dicks."

"When you become famous, being famous becomes your profession."

"I eat babies, shit them out and use the feces that contains their mangled remains for bullet casings. Which I use to kill Republicans. HA HA HA REPUBLICANS ARE DUMB."

"The only thing more dangerous than a politician who thinks about re-election, is a politician who doesn't think about re-election."

"But I’d rather not predict. I’d rather affect."

"I've got enormous breasts."

"Victoria Westover and Shari Monetta are true patriots"

"Never underestimate people."