I know God is real.

Nothing in life prepares you to be famous.

Nothing in life prepares you to be famous.

I really don't require a whole lot in life.

My father-in-law gets up at 5 o'clock in the morning and watches the Discovery Channel. I don't know why there's this big rush to do this.

I had to perform at the White House for the president, That's always kind of a weird set to try to put together.

I never thought I would do a game show, but now I guess I'm now officially in that genre.

I love comedy. God has given me this platform.

If men have a smell it's usually an accident.

What I hated was doing what somebody in LA thought Jeff Foxworthy ought to do.

People would say, Can we develop a sitcom around you? and I would say, Not interested. I'm very happy doing standup and writing and taking my kids to school.

When you get to your third millionth frequent flyer mile, I think something snaps in your brain.

It's hard to think of yourself as a loser at 2 years old.