QUOTES by Jeff Foxworthy
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I tried real hard to play golf, and I was so bad at it they would have to check me for ticks at the end of the round because I'd spent about half the day in the woods.
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I say, If everybody in this house lives where it's God first, friends and family second and you third, we won't ever have an argument.
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You may be a redneck if... your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand.
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For the first time ever I was taking the family on the road. We stayed with my in-laws, which on life's list of experiences ranks right below sitting in a tub full of scissors.
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If you own a home with wheels on it and several cars without, you just might be a redneck.
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If you ever start feeling like you have the goofiest, craziest, most dysfunctional family in the world, all you have to do is go to a state fair. Because five minutes at the fair, you'll be going, 'you know, we're alright. We are dang near royalty.'
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Little girls love dolls. They just don't love doll clothes. We've got four thousand dolls and ain't one of them got a stitch of clothes on.
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You may be a redneck if... you have spent more on your pickup truck than on your education.
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Look at where Jesus went to pick people. He didn't go to the colleges; he got guys off the fishing docks.
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My grandma's the most careful, safe driver in the world. You put her in a rental car, and she's doing doughnuts in the K-Mart parking lot!
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If you have a complete set of salad bowls and they all say Kool Whip on the side, you might be a redneck.
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If your neighbors think you're a detective because a cop always brings you home, you might be a redneck.
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