When I see a shipwreck, I like to know what caused the disaster...I learned nothing but the glow that wrapped her face when the soup came. That's the story.

Bohemia is nothing more than the little country in which you do not live. If you try to obtain citizenship in it, at once the court and retinue pack the royal archives and treasure and move away beyond the hills.

A straw vote only shows which way the hot air blows.

If man knew how women pass the time when they are alone, they'd never marry.

Broadway - the great sluice that washes out the dust of the gold-mines of Gotham.

If there was ever an aviary overstocked with jays it is that Yaptouwn on the Hudson called New York

It's said that love makes the world go around. Let me tell you, the announcement lacks verification. It's the wind from the dinner horn that does it.

Whenever my patient begins to count the carriages in her funeral procession I subtract 50 per cent from the curative power of medicines.

Young artists must pave their way to Art by drawing pictures for magazine stories that young authors write to pave their way to Literature.