The problem with doing nothing is not knowing when you are finished.

The problem with doing nothing is that you never know when you're finished.

Basically, all women are nurturers and healers, and all men are mental patients to varying degrees.

Sometimes shit happens even if you have a shit shield

A lot of our perception of history is influenced by inaccurate movies.

It's really scary when you have a moment of temporary sanity.

Women need a reason to have sex; men need only a place.

…made me promise to cut down on the drinking and swearing, which I have. Unfortunately, this has left me dim-witted and nearly speechless.

The meaning of life has not much to do with good and evil, right and wrong, duty, honor, country, or any of that. It has to do with cutting the right deal.