I'm better than Jon Jones. I'm better than Sean Combs. I am even better than John Holmes.

I thought if you tapped out, you lost the round. Come to find out, you actually lose the fight.

You can never have the comeback if you don't have the retirement.

Brian Stann is a great guy. I voted him in for the President of the United States in 2008, and I will write him in again in 2012.

All medicine is made to make you better. If it did the opposite, it would be malpractice.

I'm a Republican.

I'm candy-coated poison, and you should not believe anything else.

Jealousy is a hell of a thing. There's a reason it's one of the deadly sins.

Triangle chokes are the refuge for cowards. I would never stoop to that level of locking my legs around a man and squeezing.