It has been said that a pretty face is a passport. But it's not, it's a visa, and it runs out fast.

Tears are sometimes an inappropriate response to death. When a life has been lived completely honestly, completely successfully, or just completely, the correct response to death's perfect punctuation mark is a smile.

What sort of sap doesn't know by now that picture-perfect beauty is all done with smoke and mirrors anyway?

A good part - and definitely the most fun part - of being a feminist is about frightening men.

It may be a cliche, but it's true - the build-up to Christmas is so much more pleasurable than the actual day itself.

Gluttony and idleness are two of life's great joys, but they are not honourable.

It has been said that a pretty face is a passport. But it's not, it's a visa, and it runs out fast.

Show me a frigid women and, nine times out of ten, I'll show you a little man.

Tears are sometimes an inappropriate response to death. When a life has been lived completely honestly, completely successfully, or just completely, the correct response to death's perfect punctuation mark is a smile.