I'd rather live in a cave with a view of a palace than live in a palace with a view of a cave.

A slug is always on its own. It's a lonely insect.

If you sit in a bath of pineapple chunks, it can kill you. That's well documented.

It's not easy keeping a diary. You have to be pretty committed.

People who live in glass houses... have to answer the door.

It would be spiteful to put a Jellyfish in a trifle.

Chinese people age overnight.

They say it all started out with a big bang. But, what I wonder is, was it a big bang or did it just seem big because there wasn't anything else drown it out at the time?

I've never understood the 'things to do before you die' idea. If I was ill, I'd be in no mood to have a swim with a dolphin.