Fresh air and exercise. That's all you need to stay slim and feel better about life.

Social class has worked for years. Born into the right family, go to the right schools, even if you're not super bright to start with, you'll turn out bright. You go to the right university, you get the right job, you have the right connections, you'll make it to the top. Job done, very efficient.

I think overweight people are lazy and that they are bankrupting the country.

I will call out the lazy, the idle, and the ignorant. I will support the hard working, the industrious, and the law.

The Conservatives don't need more women. They need women like Karren Brady.

There will come a day when someone calls to tell me my column's been binned, and that will be a really hard day, and I've already got it set up so that they'll ring someone else first - because I don't want to be given that news when I'm walking down the street, because it will be really heartbreaking.

A state school class can only learn as fast as its thickest child. Your kid misses stuff, mine has to wait while yours catches up.

I admire Lady Gaga. She wears exactly what she likes, no matter how good or bad it turns out.

Weird things happen when strange men run for election. See Donald Trump for details.