For years, I had a Christmas ornament I had bought at a Cracker Barrel that read 'Deck Them Halls, Y'all.' It always tickled me.

When I was little, I was like a magpie, which is a bird that's attracted to shiny things. They'll build their nests with Christmas tree tinsel.

I fell out of the womb and landed in my mother's high heels.

Honey, I conquered Netflix. I watched 'em all.

I'm very proud of my Southern accent, it's part of me.

I grew up in the Baptist church and, honey, they baptized me about 14 times. It never did take.

I honor the sanctity of all religions - I'm not here to put them down. But the only religion that I personally embrace is the religion of kindness.

At one time, when I was younger, I exercised regularly and had a 27-inch waist.

I talk about things that happened in my life. Now, do I embellish? Absolutely. Come on, we all do it. It makes for a better story. But it always comes from a germ of truth.