When I say I'm going gangster, I'm working really hard at something.

Too many people have already lost their lives to HIV and AIDS, and the more celebrities who can bring attention to the issue, the better.

People with HIV and AIDS are nothing to be afraid of. They are people just like every single one of us, and each has a story to tell. These people should be helped, embraced, and not dismissed. We need to open our hearts and our minds to them, and we just may learn we're pretty much all the same.

I know Bea Arthur left the Pam Anderson roast really early, but it could have been because she was half dead; I don't know.

I'm a take-no-prisoners type of comic, and I'm lucky because my fans get me and never have a problem with the politically incorrect themes of my act. But I am continually amazed by how a certain section of our society seems to be so freakin' sensitive about jokes.

Andy Dick is so gay, he thinks Margaret Cho is funny.

I hate comics who look at comedy as therapy. But at least it gets things out of my system in a funny way.

I always order soup, dessert, and a sandwich or whatever main course. But then the idea is you have to eat such a small portion of it and bring the rest home.

I do a big roast of Trump during my set now - which I clearly expanded on - because there's so much to make fun of him about now.