When I'm lying in my bed I think about life and I think about death and neither one particularly appeals to me.

What's the first thing I do when I wake up in the morning? Wish I hadn't.

Age shouldn't affect you. It's just like the size of your shoes - they don't determine how you live your life! You're either marvellous or you're boring, regardless of your age.

The monarchy is foremost a business, and it's important to them that the British public continue to finance the excessive luxurious lifestyles of the now quite enormous, wasteful and useless 'royal' family. I find it very sad.

I do maintain that if your hair is wrong, your entire life is wrong.

Life's full of tricky snakes and ladders.

No British politician has ever been more despised by the British people than Margaret Thatcher.

I do think it's possible to go through life and never fall in love, or find someone who loves you.

We're all lonely, but I'd rather be lonely by myself than with a long list of duties and obligations. I think that's why people kill themselves, really.