"Love is an emotion experienced by the many and enjoyed by the few."

"A man reserves his true and deepest love not for the species of woman in whose company he finds himself electrified and enkindled, but for that one in whose company he may feel tenderly drowsy."

"Love demands infinitely less than friendship."

"Bad officials are the ones elected by good citizens who do not vote."

"A man may be said to love most truly that woman in whose company he can feel drowsy in comfort."

"What passes for woman’s intuition is often nothing more than man’s transparency."

"A ham is simply any actor who has not been successful in repressing his natural instincts."

"It is also said of me that I now and then contradict myself. Yes, I improve wonderfully as time goes on."

"The path of sound credence is through the thick forest of skepticism."