"A day without sunshine is like, you know, night."

"Some people have a way with words, and other people...oh, uh, not have way."

"I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks."

"I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy."

"It's pain that changes our lives."

"I saw the movie, 'Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon' and was surprised because I didn't see any tigers or dragons. And then I realized why: they're crouching and hidden."

"Thankfully, persistence is a great substitute for talent."

"Boy, those French! They have a different word for everything."

"Talking about music is like dancing about architecture."