You know who wears sunglasses inside? Blind people and assholes.

Anyone can be confident with a full head of hair. But a confident bald man - there's your diamond in the rough.

Well, I always think the worst things are going to happen here, because I'm - basically inside, I'm a bad person, and so the bad kind of takes over.

I was planning on my future as a homeless person. I had a really good spot picked out.

Once I know people know who I am, it gives me a lot of licence and freedom to behave in ways I wouldn't normally.

Switzerland is a place where they don't like to fight, so they get people to do their fighting for them while they ski and eat chocolate.

When I was living in New York and didn't have a penny to my name, I would walk around the streets and occasionally I would see an alcove or something. And I'd think, that'll be good, that'll be a good spot for me when I'm homeless.

I'm not interested in closure. Some people just have heart attacks and die, right? There's no closure.

If I wasn't a golfer, I would still be miserable - but not as miserable.