"Maybe he's been in Africa so long he has forgotten that we Christians have our own system of marriage, and it is called Monotony."

"Honk if you love Jesus, text while driving if you want to meet up."

"God is full of mercy for everyone, as He has been towards you. He is a father before He is a judge."

"And now...farewell to kindness, humanity and gratitude. I have substituted myself for Providence in rewarding the good; may the God of vengeance now yield me His place to punish the wicked."

"For the happy man prayer is only a jumble of words, until the day when sorrow comes to explain to him the sublime language by means of which he speaks to God."

"God must have loved Afghans because he made them so beautiful."

"Since all things are God, in all things thou seest just so much of God as thy capacity affordeth thee."

"One would go mad if one took the Bible seriously; but to take it seriously one must be already mad."

"Our adversaries, numerous and formidable, will say, and will have the right to say, that our Principe CrÇateur is identical with the Principe GÇnÇrateur of the Indians and Egyptians, and may fitly be symbolized as it was symbolized anciently, by the linage...To accept this in lieu of a personal God is to abandon Christianity and worship of Jehovah and return to wallow in the styles of Paganism."

"All religious expression is symbolism."

"To you, Sovereign Grand Inspectors General (33rd Degree Masons), we say this, that you may repeat it to the Brethren of the 32nd, 31st, and 30th degrees: 'The Masonic religion should be, by all of us initiates of the high degrees, maintained in the purity of the Luciferian doctrine.'"

"We may assume it is God we care for, but it may be our own ego we are concerned with. To examine our religious existence is, therefore, a task to be performed constantly."

"Happy is he who is aware of the mysteries of his Lord."

I am a Buddhist.

I say quite deliberately that the Christian religion, as organized in its churches, has been and still is the principal enemy of moral progress in the world.

Attachment to spiritual things is.. just as much an attachment as inordinate love of anything else.

For she was of that generation who, having found nothing in religion, had formed themselves through literature.

"All religions are founded on the fear of the many and the cleverness of the few."

God has placed no limits to the exercise of the intellect he has given us, on this side of the grave.

God hangs the greatest weights upon the smallest wires.

I feel thankful to God, first and foremost, allowing me to enjoy this 'smell the roses' kind of thing.

Sometimes we listen to too many commentators about things that don't affect their lives because they're in a different tax bracket. Or to the so-called clergymen giving their interpretation of God's word, and yet they're not rolling the same way in their own lives.

The Lord that I serve says the impossible is unacceptable.

When you feel your life's too hard, just go have a talk with God. Well, he's the only free psychiatrist that's known throughout the world.