"Comfort and prosperity have never enriched the world as much as adversity has."

"Self-centered indulgence, pride and a lack of shame over sin are now emblems of the American lifestyle."

"Christ not only died for all: He died for each."

"Many invest wisely in business matters, but fail to invest time and interest in their most valued possessions: their spouses and children."

"‎Sincerity is the biggest part of selling anything -- including the Christian plan of salvation."

"End of Construction. Thank you 'for your patience. " Inscription on Ruth Bell Graham's grave -- inspired hy a road sign she saw."

"Courage is contagious. When a brave man takes a stand, the spines of others are often stiffened. Billy Graham"

"When wealth is lost, nothing is lost; when health is lost, something is lost; when character is lost, all is lost."

"Women need a reason for having sex, men just need a place"

"A real Christian is the one who can give his pet parrot to the town gossip."

"We are the Bibles the world is reading; We are the creeds the world is needing; We are the sermons the world is heeding."

"God has given us two hands--one to receive with and the other to give with. We are not cisterns made for hoarding; we are channels made for sharing."

"Being a Christian is more than just an instantaneous conversion; it is like a daily process whereby you grow to be more and more like Christ."

"I've read the last page of the Bible, it's all going to turn out all right."

"It is the Holy Spirit's job to convict, God's job to judge and my job to love."

"God never takes away something from your life without replacing it with something better."

"The will of God will not take us where the grace of God cannot sustain us."

"I don't ridicule religion, it ridicules itself."

"To most Christians, the Bible is like a software license. Nobody actually reads it. They just scroll to the bottom and click 'I agree'."

"Saying someone is religious is heard in most of America as a compliment, a reassuring affirmation that someone will be moral, ethical, and after a few glasses of wine, a freak in the bedroom."

"The Bible looks like it started out as a game of mad libs."

"Atheism is a religion like abstinence is a sex position."

"I think religion is a neurological disorder."

"If Iran and North Korea, by some horrible, devilish, nightmarish scenario, got together and went to war at the same time, one against Saudi Arabia and one against South Korea, I don't know what we would do about that. I don't know that we could stop them short of using nuclear weapons."