Having been engaged rather a lot of times, Zsa Zsa Gabor was asked whether a lady should give back the ring. Her answer? "Of course dahlink, but first, you take out all the diamonds.

If you can fight directly with your mother, you can save a fortune in psychiatrist's bills.

The minute I understand a man, he is no longer exciting and a challenge to me. And the last thing in the world I want is for a man to understand me and know what's always going on inside my head. It takes away from all my mystery, which, as I've told you before, is the most important thing between a man and a woman.

The feather in your cap is to get a man you love who'll marry you.

You never really know a man until you have divorced him.

I tell you, in this world, being a little crazy helps to keep you sane.

Diamonds are a girl's best friend, and dogs are a man's best friend. Now you know which sex has more sense.

Anymore, you consider the possibility that there might be a better way. That’s when your head cracks open and God comes in.

We ask ourselves, Who am I to be brilliant, gorgeous, talented, fabulous? Actually, who are you not to be? You are a child of God. Your playing small does not serve the world.

Only write from your own passion, your own truth. That's the only thing you really know about, and anything else leads you away from the pulse.

In that Holy Place where you tell Him everything and he understands; there are angels who stand in wait to hear his every command. How may they serve you and increase your joy?

If a train doesn't stop at your station, then it's not your train.

The only thing missing in any situation is that in which you are not giving

‎"Nothing binds you except your thoughts; nothing limits you except your fear; and nothing controls you except your beliefs.

Always seek less turbulent skies. Hurt. Fly above it. Betrayal. Fly above it. Anger. Fly above it. You are the one who is flying the plane.

We ask ourselves, who am I to be brilliant, gorgeous, handsome, talented and fabulous? Actually, who are you not to be?

There is nothing enlightened about shrinking so that other people won't feel insecure around you. We are all meant to shine, as children do.

It is an ill thing to meet a man you thought dead in the woodland at dusk.

Lift that scimitar against me, you Hyrkanian pig and I'll gut you where you stand!

Aye, you white dog, you are like all your race; but to a black man gold can never pay for blood.

“I can never bring you to realise the importance of sleeves, the suggestiveness of thumb-nails, or the great issues that may hang from a boot-lace.”

“If you are clever enough to bring destruction upon me, rest assured that I shall do as much to you.”

“I shall never do that,' I answered; 'you have brought detection as near an exact science as it ever will be brought in this world.”

“If you want to write good copy, you must be where the things are.”