“The world needs you. It needs your energy and what you have to offer, so let’s work together to make sure you dedicate that time and energy to something that matters—both to the world, and to you.” 

You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely.

If you live to be a hundred, I want to live to be a hundred minus one day so I never have to live without you.

No one can tell you who you are and what you are made of, only you yourself know what you are made of, and only you yourself can do the work to become who you want to be.

There's a long way to fall when you pretend that you're so far away from the earth, far away from reality, floating in a bubble that's protected by fame or success. It's scary, and it's the thing I fear the most: to be swallowed up by that bubble. It can be poison to you, fame.

I threw my hands in the air and said show me something. He said, "if you dare come a little closer".

When you realize who you live for, and who's important to please, a lot of people will actually start living. I am never going to get caught up in that. I'm gonna look back on my life and say that I enjoyed it - and I lived it for me.

If you expect nothing from somebody you are never disappointed.

You can tell which girls lack mothers by the look of their hair...

I know you've run away - everybody gets the urge to do that some time - but sooner or later you'll want to go home.

Actually, you can be bad at something...but if you love doing it, that will be enough. - August Boatwright

You can go other places, all right - you can live on the other side of the world, but you can't ever leave home

After you get stung, you can't get unstung no matter how much you whine about it.

Mitt Romney's email was hacked! So if you start getting messages that sound like they're from a bot, he's fixed the problem.

Never throw caution to the wind. It could whip back into your eyes and blind you.

It's like boxing a glacier. Enjoy that metaphor, by the way, because your grandchildren will have no idea what a glacier is.

I’m the frosting on America’s cake, and tonight I’m willing to let you lick the bowl.

Here's an easy way to figure out if you're in a cult: If you're wondering whether you're in a cult, the answer is yes.

Once you label me you negate me.

The most common form of despair is not being who you are.

If you're blond, as I am, and you have blond lashes, you have to wear mascara, otherwise you're invisible on stage.

No matter what the reason, if you start to scream and shout, you look a fool, and you feel a fool, and you earn the disrespect of everyone.

You're never too old to be crazy.

If you held a pistol at my head, I couldn't tell you who they're going to vote for Best Actor.